They should make a Twisters sequel called Twisterers

Honestly this was intended to be a “whatever you imagine is worse than anything I could say here” situation

Glad to see the Mountaineers on such a prestigious list

I fully acknowledge my hatred of American football is completely irrational

Congrats on the date and sorry you’re seeing americ annevermeantsriffisreallyannoying

You can never escape the rate limit