Emotional Support Vampire
@emosupportvampire.bsky.social
The bisexual pagan communist Fox News warned your grandparents about
Epstein files really just proving that every accusation is a confession
December 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Epstein files really just proving that every accusation is a confession
Just got the best compliment ever
My coworkers told me that I know enough about random historical shit that I should go on Antiques Road Show
And then one said "no, you need to go on Pawn Stars so you can tell them to take the offer or get the fuck out"
Feeling seen
My coworkers told me that I know enough about random historical shit that I should go on Antiques Road Show
And then one said "no, you need to go on Pawn Stars so you can tell them to take the offer or get the fuck out"
Feeling seen
November 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Just got the best compliment ever
My coworkers told me that I know enough about random historical shit that I should go on Antiques Road Show
And then one said "no, you need to go on Pawn Stars so you can tell them to take the offer or get the fuck out"
Feeling seen
My coworkers told me that I know enough about random historical shit that I should go on Antiques Road Show
And then one said "no, you need to go on Pawn Stars so you can tell them to take the offer or get the fuck out"
Feeling seen
Say what you will about Dick Cheney, but he really lived up to his name
November 4, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Say what you will about Dick Cheney, but he really lived up to his name
Working in customer service is WILD
Got a guy PISSED at me, he says it's offensive that I told him something we've already discussed
Meanwhile I'm a week out from a car accident, feeling like hammered dog shit
But yeah, your arm covers are more important, sir
Got a guy PISSED at me, he says it's offensive that I told him something we've already discussed
Meanwhile I'm a week out from a car accident, feeling like hammered dog shit
But yeah, your arm covers are more important, sir
October 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Working in customer service is WILD
Got a guy PISSED at me, he says it's offensive that I told him something we've already discussed
Meanwhile I'm a week out from a car accident, feeling like hammered dog shit
But yeah, your arm covers are more important, sir
Got a guy PISSED at me, he says it's offensive that I told him something we've already discussed
Meanwhile I'm a week out from a car accident, feeling like hammered dog shit
But yeah, your arm covers are more important, sir
I'm alive, I'm just over social media
It's kind of awesome
It's kind of awesome
August 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I'm alive, I'm just over social media
It's kind of awesome
It's kind of awesome
Reopened my old Redbubble to add some doodles. If you like it, tell your friends. If not, tell your enemies.
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1725...
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1725...
Mother Appalachia by psychopompous | Redbubble
Drawn while visiting Western North Carolina.
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July 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Reopened my old Redbubble to add some doodles. If you like it, tell your friends. If not, tell your enemies.
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1725...
www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1725...
My introduction to Ozzy was him singing with Miss Piggy. Iron Man was the first riff I learned. I wouldn't be me without his music. RIP.
July 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
My introduction to Ozzy was him singing with Miss Piggy. Iron Man was the first riff I learned. I wouldn't be me without his music. RIP.
I should be allowed to use "Hey dumbass" as an email salutation
(I realize the irony of listening to an audiobook about Buddhism as I type this)
(I realize the irony of listening to an audiobook about Buddhism as I type this)
July 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I should be allowed to use "Hey dumbass" as an email salutation
(I realize the irony of listening to an audiobook about Buddhism as I type this)
(I realize the irony of listening to an audiobook about Buddhism as I type this)
This is the slowest morning I have experienced in a long time
Could have sworn an hour had passed, looked at the clock, 20 minutes gone
Could have sworn an hour had passed, looked at the clock, 20 minutes gone
July 9, 2025 at 1:46 PM
This is the slowest morning I have experienced in a long time
Could have sworn an hour had passed, looked at the clock, 20 minutes gone
Could have sworn an hour had passed, looked at the clock, 20 minutes gone
Too many people think being kind means tolerating bullshit behavior
Unlearn that FAST or you will lose literal decades of your life being bait for narcissists and thinking you're the problem
Unlearn that FAST or you will lose literal decades of your life being bait for narcissists and thinking you're the problem
July 4, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Too many people think being kind means tolerating bullshit behavior
Unlearn that FAST or you will lose literal decades of your life being bait for narcissists and thinking you're the problem
Unlearn that FAST or you will lose literal decades of your life being bait for narcissists and thinking you're the problem
Oh no, the antidepressants are too good and now I don't want to do any work
July 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Oh no, the antidepressants are too good and now I don't want to do any work
Brain not braining
Send help [tequila]
Send help [tequila]
July 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Brain not braining
Send help [tequila]
Send help [tequila]
Big shout out to SSRIs and Lorna Shore for keeping me afloat lately
July 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Big shout out to SSRIs and Lorna Shore for keeping me afloat lately
Friendly reminder that Facebook is a cesspit
June 4, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Friendly reminder that Facebook is a cesspit
I think my nervous system was named perfectly, because that bitch is nervous all the time
May 5, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I think my nervous system was named perfectly, because that bitch is nervous all the time
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Rep. Kenyatta, we need to know what this is at CECOT. Quietly, if they haven't already cleaned it up.
This is from Google Maps. You can see this RIGHT NOW at www.google.com/maps/place/C...
There is a good chance this is, quite literally, a death camp.
This is from Google Maps. You can see this RIGHT NOW at www.google.com/maps/place/C...
There is a good chance this is, quite literally, a death camp.
April 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Rep. Kenyatta, we need to know what this is at CECOT. Quietly, if they haven't already cleaned it up.
This is from Google Maps. You can see this RIGHT NOW at www.google.com/maps/place/C...
There is a good chance this is, quite literally, a death camp.
This is from Google Maps. You can see this RIGHT NOW at www.google.com/maps/place/C...
There is a good chance this is, quite literally, a death camp.
We need to share the fuck out of this and put pressure on our government and the international community. Shut this place down.
UPDATE: There is evidence this image is from 2024.
The problem: that doesn't make the situation better, but worse.
What questions did the Trump administration ask about this satellite imagery in January 2025 BEFORE it started sending American residents to CECOT?
Surely it had access to this data.
The problem: that doesn't make the situation better, but worse.
What questions did the Trump administration ask about this satellite imagery in January 2025 BEFORE it started sending American residents to CECOT?
Surely it had access to this data.
April 14, 2025 at 9:08 PM
We need to share the fuck out of this and put pressure on our government and the international community. Shut this place down.
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Enhanced satellite image of CECOT shows dozens of mound-like forms, some body-sized. Red-spectrum and shadow analysis suggest avg height ~6–13 ft. (time stamps are off) Center stain appears consistent with pooling. Needs forensic review.
April 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Enhanced satellite image of CECOT shows dozens of mound-like forms, some body-sized. Red-spectrum and shadow analysis suggest avg height ~6–13 ft. (time stamps are off) Center stain appears consistent with pooling. Needs forensic review.
Hey folks, we already need to be kicking up a fuss about #CECOT, but if you haven't heard about the satellite images yet, please take a look before everybody goes the route of Apple Maps and blurs it. Something is deeply wrong here and we need to investigate it ASAP and get our people out.
April 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Hey folks, we already need to be kicking up a fuss about #CECOT, but if you haven't heard about the satellite images yet, please take a look before everybody goes the route of Apple Maps and blurs it. Something is deeply wrong here and we need to investigate it ASAP and get our people out.
@altnps.bsky.social @ocasio-cortez.house.gov @sanders.senate.gov @bittersouth.bsky.social tagging whoever I can think of after seeing the satellite images of CECOT. www.reddit.com/r/behindtheb...
[Mature Content] From the behindthebastards community on Reddit: So the google maps satellite view of CECOT is horrifying
Posted by Vidvix - 1,106 votes and 105 comments
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April 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
@altnps.bsky.social @ocasio-cortez.house.gov @sanders.senate.gov @bittersouth.bsky.social tagging whoever I can think of after seeing the satellite images of CECOT. www.reddit.com/r/behindtheb...
I feel bad for people who have nothing better to do than yell at people who are trying to solve their problems
April 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I feel bad for people who have nothing better to do than yell at people who are trying to solve their problems
Apparently my bullshit tolerance was in negative digits when I got to the office
April 2, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Apparently my bullshit tolerance was in negative digits when I got to the office
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I’ve taken the Senate floor and will speak for as long as I’m physically able to lift the voices of Americans who are being harmed and not being heard in this moment of crisis. Watch here:
Live: Speaking on Trump, Musk, and America’s Moral Moment on the Senate Floor | Senator Cory Booker
YouTube video by Senator Cory Booker
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March 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I’ve taken the Senate floor and will speak for as long as I’m physically able to lift the voices of Americans who are being harmed and not being heard in this moment of crisis. Watch here:
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State troopers at the TN statehouse just carried a woman out of a Senate committee for protesting a bill that would allow schools to refuse undocumented students, Troopers warned her that they would press charges if she didn’t leave.
April 1, 2025 at 2:38 PM
State troopers at the TN statehouse just carried a woman out of a Senate committee for protesting a bill that would allow schools to refuse undocumented students, Troopers warned her that they would press charges if she didn’t leave.
Somebody just stopped arguing with me online and apologized for calling me stupid when I'm clearly just autistic
a man says well that 's not wrong i suppose on a screen
Alt: Homelander says well that 's not wrong i suppose on a screen
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March 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Somebody just stopped arguing with me online and apologized for calling me stupid when I'm clearly just autistic