Well, I know what my June plans are now.

they billed my surgery under “accident” even though it was CARPAL TUNNEL SURGERY. i could not give less fucks about some fucking rich ass ceo being gunned down in the street for being evil. united healthcare is fucking immoral and i hope they get what they deserve. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

As someone that spent years working on influenza, people would struggle to understand how much more dangerous bird flu is vs normal flu. If it mutates to human-to-human transmission, it will make COVID look like mild in comparison

anyway being a lesbian is pretty rad

“to counteract my husband’s weaponized incompetence, i started talking to him like he was a 5 year old. we still hate each other but at least he does chores sometimes now 😌” ARE YOU OKAY MA’AM

the story is that i burned the absolute fuck out of my arm and needed to feel less dumb about it

This comes as the Washington Department of Fish and Wildlife reports avian influenza cases are on the rise across the state. Cats are particularly vulnerable, and symptoms happen fast, often killing the animals within days from conditions like pneumonia.

for context it’s literally all i’ve been watching every single day for about a month now

If you go by pure body count, health insurers are the most prolific domestic terrorism cell in the country.