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emory l.
@emoryl.bsky.social
threat modeling security architect, photographer, writer, parent, aikidoka, reiki practitioner, reluctant traveler, bon vivant.

a renaissance man eagerly awaiting any renaissance at all at this point. please.

federated @emory@soc.kvet.ch

IOW && PHL
which is it, #AugustLock? battery out or 74%? and why do you fall off wifi 24+ times a day 😂 would love recommendations for smart locks that are homekit and matter and work with #Unifi.
July 4, 2025 at 12:52 AM
people love to dunk on #rabbit but my kid just used my #r1 to find out how to cook mini pizza bagels in the air fryer instead of oven, and it nailed it.

#ai #householdIT
July 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
i was years behind on #doctorWho and i was so excited that the 14th is the 10th that i almost died. tenth doctor for life here <4
June 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
this is outrageous #propaganda on #CNN's live feed on #Plex, I don't know how it's sourced, but it's like Xumo?

in the voice of Netanyahu it says 'you're america and the bible says you have to destroy iran'. i'm paraphrasing but it's not very exaggerated. i don't know if cnn even knows. #iran #ad
June 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
this is not the best endorsement i've ever seen promoted on the homepage of a product.
June 13, 2025 at 3:42 AM
anyone else running #HASS or #homeKit and about to rip every #AugustLock out of the house due to them being completely unable to stay on a wifi network and slurp batteries like free margaritas? they even have LoS!

two different networks two houses, ubiquiti UDM at one, Comcast #XB8 in the other.
May 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
another #coinbase scamp; scam / #phishing thing anyway to use the numbers as telemetry in their incident response for their incident @coinbase-support.bsky.social ? see previous post for another
May 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
i am really not loving all these opportunistic #coinbase scamps. i know they do it because it works, but i wish it would stop breaking my heart a little every time.
May 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
okay @amyhoy.bsky.social i ran another one of those through vsco in a waiting room it was bothering me 😂
May 1, 2025 at 1:40 PM
i am a fujifilm/leica slinger. film an f5 and mamiya 645afd but a fujifilm is always my instinctive reach. i adore them. the xseries cameras are universally photographer cameras. i handed my xp2 to a stranger that has a degree in photography and she was like "whoa this is digital? and MANUAL?" YES😆
April 28, 2025 at 8:58 PM
i wore my travel day field jacket to #soccer today and that means i also have albanese sour gummies in my pocket! this day is going great 👍

(it's a #missionWorkshop #Eiger in #c_change and i have very conflicting feelings about it. i agonized over for 6 years so that it could fall apart in 3. yay)
April 26, 2025 at 3:53 PM
#CID has been growing and adding some nice artistic flair. this looks like something from Gallifrey or something 😍
April 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
i don't suppose anyone has the #RDP remote login service for #Bazzite (the #gnome #nvidia flavor) working with Microsoft's WindowsApp for #iPadOS?

i think it authenticates to the RDP service but i don't get presented with the login screen or anything it just dies eventually after "configuring".
March 26, 2025 at 2:38 PM
#hancherAuditorium has some of the coolest details. #uiowa #architecture
March 26, 2025 at 2:22 PM
last week i took my kids to see the tiny town i lived in when i was a little kid, visited some great grands, played giant instruments at the #library my gramma built, and saw a crazy giant flock of birds. also my mother took a photo of me and my 12yo grabbing that sunset 💗
March 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
daffy tolerates iPhone's being waved at her all the time and just disregards them and all screens really. but the shutter release on my cameras sends her into a furious rage. it's not the lens it's not the camera, i can hold it behind my back and she loses her entire little mind. #dogs #photography
March 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
my special lady liked her mini #goBag from #baboonToTheMoon so much that i got a small one for myself and tested it on two flights and a comically opulent overnight on a rotating bed (only for like four hours).

it's durable, grabhandles all around, back it, shoulder it. look for ltd one for liners+
March 18, 2025 at 9:55 PM
i believe that given the right circumstances, everyone loves a long hot bath.

#bathtub #wPHL
March 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
anniversary night out involved us getting upgraded to the penthouse of the #WHotel #PHL and if i had known we could have hosted a rave here i would have mentioned it, but i didn't bring an audio interface for the baller party suite. lesson learned: always pack for the baller party suite.
March 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
i am ready for my #ORTBO nao plz #severance
March 15, 2025 at 4:45 PM
I really think the Cedar Rapids airport is misrepresenting #Iowa in these stickers. I spend a lot of time in #IA, and "wild and free" and "happy mind" aren't the themes lately.

Which I suppose is where the mushrooms come in.

#flyCID
March 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
those "qr splat/txt to park things are cool but nobody knows the spot i am leaving has 20mins left but then again their license plate won't match anyway I HATE THESE PARKING SPACES
March 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
there's an iMac15,1 in the living room that is the daily agenda/text interface to the house AI and when the screensaver kicks on at 10am it's been pretty mean to me lately.
March 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
this house has a ceiling made of tiled wood blocks and it's amazing. it might feel like i'm living on a boat if i did that in this house though 😆
March 4, 2025 at 4:22 AM
i spend most of my time with my kids 800mi from the home i share with my fiancée. and every time i come home it appears to upset the natural order for this little cutie. she acts like i am an intruder for about 24 hours 😆 and i am always curious how she perceives this "pack".
November 20, 2024 at 3:20 PM