emmy
@emorydoes.bsky.social
she/her 91.83 million miles away and approaching quickly
how I've been feeling lately
November 21, 2023 at 6:23 PM
how I've been feeling lately
no offense but when TV shows are set in the future and everyone still has a car, that is both a failing of the creators imagination and a prediction that we as a society will continue to fail
November 21, 2023 at 6:19 PM
no offense but when TV shows are set in the future and everyone still has a car, that is both a failing of the creators imagination and a prediction that we as a society will continue to fail
Oscar Wilde was right
November 21, 2023 at 6:16 PM
Oscar Wilde was right
using the men's restroom is goated when being a brick is the vibe
November 21, 2023 at 6:12 PM
using the men's restroom is goated when being a brick is the vibe
if it comes in sizes that shit is not a cappuccino
November 18, 2023 at 3:05 PM
if it comes in sizes that shit is not a cappuccino
dollerance (doll-er-anse) noun; the low alcohol tolerance achieved through exogenous estrogen consumption
November 18, 2023 at 1:46 AM
dollerance (doll-er-anse) noun; the low alcohol tolerance achieved through exogenous estrogen consumption
open letter to girls I know:
girl you can't just say shit!!!
girl you can't just say shit!!!
November 16, 2023 at 5:34 PM
open letter to girls I know:
girl you can't just say shit!!!
girl you can't just say shit!!!
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They should invent a way to fuck around that doesn't result in finding out
November 14, 2023 at 9:36 AM
They should invent a way to fuck around that doesn't result in finding out
found out about the silent c in the middle of Connecticut yesterday. not taking it well.
November 13, 2023 at 4:22 PM
found out about the silent c in the middle of Connecticut yesterday. not taking it well.
good morning everytranny
November 13, 2023 at 1:55 PM
good morning everytranny
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Bricked Up (from "brick-", to be surrounded by the dolls).
(Verb) "we really bricked up the bar last Wednesday"
(Adjective) "feeling so bricked up rn"
(Verb) "we really bricked up the bar last Wednesday"
(Adjective) "feeling so bricked up rn"
November 13, 2023 at 1:50 PM
Bricked Up (from "brick-", to be surrounded by the dolls).
(Verb) "we really bricked up the bar last Wednesday"
(Adjective) "feeling so bricked up rn"
(Verb) "we really bricked up the bar last Wednesday"
(Adjective) "feeling so bricked up rn"
electric vehicles aren't the future, they're a stopgap
November 13, 2023 at 1:19 PM
electric vehicles aren't the future, they're a stopgap
I think when you order a pizza in addition to left and right halves they should let you top and bottom halves so you can maximize combination quadrants
November 12, 2023 at 12:48 AM
I think when you order a pizza in addition to left and right halves they should let you top and bottom halves so you can maximize combination quadrants
why does the at&t website suck so bad like you guys are the Internet you should be good at this
November 9, 2023 at 6:53 PM
why does the at&t website suck so bad like you guys are the Internet you should be good at this
unmasking! at the office
November 9, 2023 at 6:04 PM
unmasking! at the office
it's cool how they let me make all my own decisions. I wish they'd stop though
November 8, 2023 at 12:46 PM
it's cool how they let me make all my own decisions. I wish they'd stop though
everything is coming up Emmy
November 8, 2023 at 12:42 AM
everything is coming up Emmy
reverse boymoder (only dresses like a girl when she has to go to work)
November 5, 2023 at 10:44 PM
reverse boymoder (only dresses like a girl when she has to go to work)
actually I need to come up with a new word bc "hungover" isn't strong enough
working tirelessly to invent new types of hungover that I can test out
November 5, 2023 at 4:16 PM
actually I need to come up with a new word bc "hungover" isn't strong enough
that's a lot of gibbons, how many would you say that is?
November 5, 2023 at 4:09 PM
that's a lot of gibbons, how many would you say that is?
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puppygirls of the world unite! you have nothing to loose but your leash!
November 3, 2023 at 8:13 PM
puppygirls of the world unite! you have nothing to loose but your leash!
working tirelessly to invent new types of hungover that I can test out
November 5, 2023 at 3:39 PM
working tirelessly to invent new types of hungover that I can test out