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//whatttt noooo never /silly
January 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
//whatttt noooo never /silly
// sorry for the inactivity! Eat this W.I.P.
January 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
// sorry for the inactivity! Eat this W.I.P.
January 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
s0m3th1ng s0m3th1ng squ4tt3r l4w. n0w p1ss 0ff, n00b!
January 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
s0m3th1ng s0m3th1ng squ4tt3r l4w. n0w p1ss 0ff, n00b!
w3ll, h0w d1d y0u th1nk 1 l1k3d y0u shutt1ng th3 l1d 0n m3?
b1tch.
b1tch.
January 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
w3ll, h0w d1d y0u th1nk 1 l1k3d y0u shutt1ng th3 l1d 0n m3?
b1tch.
b1tch.
> Almost prompetdly, there is now a small pillar of 1's and 0's ominously keeping the lid open at least a smidge.
January 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
> Almost prompetdly, there is now a small pillar of 1's and 0's ominously keeping the lid open at least a smidge.
> Suddenly-
> Wait, what the fuck? Who is this?
> Wait, what the fuck? Who is this?
January 9, 2025 at 3:38 PM
> Suddenly-
> Wait, what the fuck? Who is this?
> Wait, what the fuck? Who is this?
...I mean, you didn't.
But putting you in a cone is actually a pretty good idea. I wasn't thinking of that until you said it; thank you.
But putting you in a cone is actually a pretty good idea. I wasn't thinking of that until you said it; thank you.
January 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
...I mean, you didn't.
But putting you in a cone is actually a pretty good idea. I wasn't thinking of that until you said it; thank you.
But putting you in a cone is actually a pretty good idea. I wasn't thinking of that until you said it; thank you.
Mentally stable people do not ever think about breaking all their ribs.
January 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Mentally stable people do not ever think about breaking all their ribs.
You are not immune to propaganda.
January 8, 2025 at 6:41 PM
You are not immune to propaganda.
RECONSIDER???
(She took that as him wanting to break all of his ribs. She's a tad bit of a doomer.)
I know, like... 3 different people who could FIX them for you.
(She took that as him wanting to break all of his ribs. She's a tad bit of a doomer.)
I know, like... 3 different people who could FIX them for you.
January 8, 2025 at 4:48 PM
RECONSIDER???
(She took that as him wanting to break all of his ribs. She's a tad bit of a doomer.)
I know, like... 3 different people who could FIX them for you.
(She took that as him wanting to break all of his ribs. She's a tad bit of a doomer.)
I know, like... 3 different people who could FIX them for you.
...and were you going to get that fixed, orrrrrr...
January 8, 2025 at 3:45 PM
...and were you going to get that fixed, orrrrrr...
Injured?
Not my problem!
Not my problem!
January 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Injured?
Not my problem!
Not my problem!
Har-dee-har. How funny.
Get out. Now.
Get out. Now.
January 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Har-dee-har. How funny.
Get out. Now.
Get out. Now.
(Very, very nervous chuckling.)
But, uh. I guess you certainly SEEM intact, so you aren't him!
But, uh. I guess you certainly SEEM intact, so you aren't him!
January 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
(Very, very nervous chuckling.)
But, uh. I guess you certainly SEEM intact, so you aren't him!
But, uh. I guess you certainly SEEM intact, so you aren't him!
...but then... there was this... day. Some dog summoned a load of spirits into Hachiko... and...
...you didn't even die to them. You were so desperately fighting them off, you somehow managed to blow half of yourself off in the fray.
...you didn't even die to them. You were so desperately fighting them off, you somehow managed to blow half of yourself off in the fray.
January 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
...but then... there was this... day. Some dog summoned a load of spirits into Hachiko... and...
...you didn't even die to them. You were so desperately fighting them off, you somehow managed to blow half of yourself off in the fray.
...you didn't even die to them. You were so desperately fighting them off, you somehow managed to blow half of yourself off in the fray.
...you were a freshman. It felt like just yesterday, I guided you to all your classes.
In your very first week, you seemed to have an extreme aptitude for magic despite dog magic's reputation. Impressive stuff, really.
In your very first week, you seemed to have an extreme aptitude for magic despite dog magic's reputation. Impressive stuff, really.
January 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
...you were a freshman. It felt like just yesterday, I guided you to all your classes.
In your very first week, you seemed to have an extreme aptitude for magic despite dog magic's reputation. Impressive stuff, really.
In your very first week, you seemed to have an extreme aptitude for magic despite dog magic's reputation. Impressive stuff, really.
...when I was shocked to see you, it wasn't just because you're as old as me. Though shocking that was.
It was much more so the fact you were still alive.
It was much more so the fact you were still alive.
January 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
...when I was shocked to see you, it wasn't just because you're as old as me. Though shocking that was.
It was much more so the fact you were still alive.
It was much more so the fact you were still alive.
. . .
Well, I'm assuming you aren't going to let "I'm glad to see you" cut it.
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Well, I'm assuming you aren't going to let "I'm glad to see you" cut it.
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January 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
. . .
Well, I'm assuming you aren't going to let "I'm glad to see you" cut it.
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Well, I'm assuming you aren't going to let "I'm glad to see you" cut it.
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. . .
(Oh, she seems to have not learned liking that; obviously more than a "I didn't expect that".)
(Oh, she seems to have not learned liking that; obviously more than a "I didn't expect that".)
January 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
. . .
(Oh, she seems to have not learned liking that; obviously more than a "I didn't expect that".)
(Oh, she seems to have not learned liking that; obviously more than a "I didn't expect that".)
...usually that only happens with pretty bad burns...
...but at least we know at least we know shaving you prooooobably isn't a good choice!
(*Attempting* to veer the conversation to a more positive tone)
...but at least we know at least we know shaving you prooooobably isn't a good choice!
(*Attempting* to veer the conversation to a more positive tone)
January 6, 2025 at 11:01 PM
...usually that only happens with pretty bad burns...
...but at least we know at least we know shaving you prooooobably isn't a good choice!
(*Attempting* to veer the conversation to a more positive tone)
...but at least we know at least we know shaving you prooooobably isn't a good choice!
(*Attempting* to veer the conversation to a more positive tone)