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EmoMcHipster
@emomchipster.bsky.social
Born to be a bureaucrat, trying to be a writer, cursed to be a dweeb
It's always great to have a new spot to climb!
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Literally any rat, but especially Pack Rat. Take your eyes off them for a moment and BAM there's 20 of them.
October 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
That sentence could just end after it. He's focused on glazing so much he should have been a baker.
October 20, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Now this is the kind of relatable content I'm here for
October 7, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Now we get to play the "did they prepare this with the other meat" game. The only chain I've consistently seen care about this kind of cross-contamination is White Castle.
September 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You betcha
September 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
August 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Whee!
July 6, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Every day the film Canadian Bacon takes another step towards becoming reality. Thanks 2025!
June 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It's called Wisconsin
June 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Good news, what's your team name?
May 20, 2025 at 4:34 PM
1-900-XX-BEANS
April 3, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Don't get pulled into a toilet
March 4, 2025 at 3:23 AM
They really are the worst #1 seed in history
February 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Thankfully I just hear it as Rainbow Road
February 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I forget, are there any snow plows in this set?
February 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Still trying to rack up those XP?
December 31, 2024 at 5:23 AM
I loved it, but I think if Jacob had to deal with one more messy crit his head would explode.
December 31, 2024 at 4:36 AM
In true Vikings fashion, a huge chunk of the fanbase is more worried about whether we should keep him or not rather than enjoying the season Darnold is putting together.
December 23, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Thanks, I hate it.
December 20, 2024 at 11:35 PM
I'm pinning my hopes on Sam Darncold
December 11, 2024 at 7:58 PM