I just got my “word of the day” email. I’m disappointed that they didn’t have the King of defining Opulence, Junior LaBeija, spelling it out and giving the proper definition: “Everything is yours.” #ParisIsBurning

Guess what? A reel just flew by of an MTV report on Grunge. Guess what was in one of the clips? If you said, “Stone Gossard and a high pony,” we should be friends. His hairdo game was unmatched.

I’m in the path of tornadoes again. Here’s a reminder of the last time.

Shout out to King Charles for this precision troll. This is on the level of the Queen.

Is this some DOGE foolishness?

I can’t even pick up my phone any more. What is he going to do? Build a mall and an ocean front Trump licensed hotel and casino. WTF?

Oh girl! Maybe you’re right!

My friend’s cousin posted this and now I’m sure that my ultimate destination is Hell. I laughed. I laughed hysterically. I knew it was wrong and I laughed anyway. #Hellbus

These are some the most played songs in my Apple Music. You really do not want me making your mixtapes.

This is some of the data collected via your use of threads…HEALTH AND FITNESS? Why? Are they also selling data to actuaries?

Hall: I’m wearing a full length mink for the show.

Oates: I’ll wear my mustache.