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emoasfuck.bsky.social
typical immature millennial white male who woke late
@emoasfuck.bsky.social
anti fascist, i actually like javascript, i write music that i refuse to share, allergic to cats, problem with authority, i tithe to planned parenthood

I'm doing this for my health
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"we can't afford to be neutral on a moving train"
#SOAD
FYI
December 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I wonder if papaw Trump is gonna entertain us again tonight
a man in a red jacket is eating a sandwich
ALT: a man in a red jacket is eating a sandwich
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
ofc her mom was J6 lawyer
December 4, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Don't buy anything HP-related. If you do you own this;
December 4, 2025 at 11:15 AM
what is the mother fucking point in living anymore if my santa mug is cracked
December 4, 2025 at 2:37 PM
In keeping up with my username, my Deezer recap 😎
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 PM
December 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I just saw someone refer to our DUI hire as "Kegseth" and i think today is going to be ok
December 3, 2025 at 2:36 PM
having children was the single worst mistake of my life. It's not the kids that are the problem, it's the "village" i require to rear them. This village sucks dick
December 3, 2025 at 2:36 AM
December 2, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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Fingers crossed
December 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Im sure its fake but wouldnt this be such a great time for Gov Pritzker to put out a map like this?
December 2, 2025 at 7:03 PM
one has cancer, one is the cancer
December 1, 2025 at 11:42 PM
"Yeah, you're safer here than you were out there"

- @joywave.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 3:17 AM
we went to zootopia 2 today and i imagine the furry community is going to really like this one
November 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
the only black friday shopping i did was at the dispensary. ogle this Frozen Oranges
November 30, 2025 at 2:01 AM
It's 20°F out and my 8 year old decided it's a good time to "run three laps around the house in a leotard real quick! Time me please!"

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November 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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Then as now ...
November 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I'm getting ready to go smoke some 21st century weed yall
November 27, 2025 at 5:18 AM
one day I'm gonna get so much dopamine when that fucker dies
November 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
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UCLA vs Cal in a B1G vs ACC matchup
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
santa and mrs claus are both eternally stuck being old af
November 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
after almost 2 months, I'm back on GrapheneOS. what a shit show that was. I'll recap

I dropped my phone while in TSA line, with 8 people in front of me. The screen went completely dark 😐 Fortunately my wife had a copy of our boarding passes on her phone

Then..
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
anyone else going to see the skeletons sing in Wicked 2 tonight?
November 25, 2025 at 7:47 PM
where dem #files at
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 PM