sometimes I sleep on the floor and use my carpet as a blanket
i call it clown maxing
i call it clown maxing
December 30, 2025 at 3:48 AM
sometimes I sleep on the floor and use my carpet as a blanket
i call it clown maxing
i call it clown maxing
sometimes i like to spray myself with the garden hose fully clothed while eating a bagel
oddly gender euphoric
oddly gender euphoric
December 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
sometimes i like to spray myself with the garden hose fully clothed while eating a bagel
oddly gender euphoric
oddly gender euphoric
where’s my kiss under the mistletoe followed by a stroll through the snow and ending with watching a christmas movie on the couch snuggled up with hot chocolate
December 30, 2025 at 3:47 AM
where’s my kiss under the mistletoe followed by a stroll through the snow and ending with watching a christmas movie on the couch snuggled up with hot chocolate
December 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
where’s my kiss under the mistletoe followed by a stroll through the snow and ending with watching a christmas movie on the couch snuggled up with hot chocolate
5 posts in one night that’s wild
maybe i should go to bed
maybe i should go to bed
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 AM
5 posts in one night that’s wild
maybe i should go to bed
maybe i should go to bed
Warm bodies is such an underrated movie you guys
it’s also so autism coded
it’s also so autism coded
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Warm bodies is such an underrated movie you guys
it’s also so autism coded
it’s also so autism coded
the simpsons is really good
no part 2 i just like it
no part 2 i just like it
December 6, 2025 at 5:38 AM
the simpsons is really good
no part 2 i just like it
no part 2 i just like it
should i give up energy drinks
it’s a question everything night
it’s a question everything night
December 6, 2025 at 5:38 AM
should i give up energy drinks
it’s a question everything night
it’s a question everything night
one time i had hibachi leftovers in my fridge and i woke up at 3 am eating them in my closet
that thought keeps me up at night
that thought keeps me up at night
December 6, 2025 at 5:37 AM
one time i had hibachi leftovers in my fridge and i woke up at 3 am eating them in my closet
that thought keeps me up at night
that thought keeps me up at night
fuck “cigarettes after sex”there should be a song called “fried rice after making out”
that shit would be asexual anthem of the fall
that shit would be asexual anthem of the fall
September 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
fuck “cigarettes after sex”there should be a song called “fried rice after making out”
that shit would be asexual anthem of the fall
that shit would be asexual anthem of the fall
why are there so many honda CRVs
i swear it’s like everywhere i turn i see em
i swear it’s like everywhere i turn i see em
September 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
why are there so many honda CRVs
i swear it’s like everywhere i turn i see em
i swear it’s like everywhere i turn i see em
it’s late so here’s a moment i was “so dramatic” for you all
i really wanted to go to chili’s
i asked to go to chili’s
they told me we could go to chili’s
they took me to applebees
i cried
i really wanted to go to chili’s
i asked to go to chili’s
they told me we could go to chili’s
they took me to applebees
i cried
August 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
it’s late so here’s a moment i was “so dramatic” for you all
i really wanted to go to chili’s
i asked to go to chili’s
they told me we could go to chili’s
they took me to applebees
i cried
i really wanted to go to chili’s
i asked to go to chili’s
they told me we could go to chili’s
they took me to applebees
i cried
hold on i’m being attacked by being seen
August 15, 2025 at 1:01 AM
hold on i’m being attacked by being seen
we lost
put Let Down by radio head on my playlist to makeout too
roulette between depression and gay
roulette between depression and gay
August 13, 2025 at 6:32 PM
we lost
put Let Down by radio head on my playlist to makeout too
roulette between depression and gay
roulette between depression and gay
August 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
put Let Down by radio head on my playlist to makeout too
roulette between depression and gay
roulette between depression and gay
i love having a boyfriend who has the color autism, it means i always leave him 20x sparklier
hit that boy like a multiplier
hit that boy like a multiplier
July 25, 2025 at 12:33 AM
i love having a boyfriend who has the color autism, it means i always leave him 20x sparklier
hit that boy like a multiplier
hit that boy like a multiplier
i love being an emo boy
but damn do the colors call to me
but damn do the colors call to me
July 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
i love being an emo boy
but damn do the colors call to me
but damn do the colors call to me
bro broke my brain by making out with me
broke my brain so hard i went nonverbal
broke my brain so hard i went nonverbal
July 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
bro broke my brain by making out with me
broke my brain so hard i went nonverbal
broke my brain so hard i went nonverbal
Reposted
propaganda i am falling for:
yearning
yearning
May 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
propaganda i am falling for:
yearning
yearning
i feel like i’m getting gayer by the day
i blame the faggots in power of the government
i blame the faggots in power of the government
May 22, 2025 at 12:49 AM
i feel like i’m getting gayer by the day
i blame the faggots in power of the government
i blame the faggots in power of the government
May 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
i love it when i’m homophobic to my partner
gotta show him he’s never safe
gotta show him he’s never safe
May 19, 2025 at 12:47 AM
i love it when i’m homophobic to my partner
gotta show him he’s never safe
gotta show him he’s never safe
I go over and it’s off the wall
he’s learned
he’s learned
was gonna kiss a guy however he has a calendar
truly a sad day
truly a sad day
May 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I go over and it’s off the wall
he’s learned
he’s learned
pause mid-makeout to call that boy gay
that’s a love crime
that’s a love crime
May 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
pause mid-makeout to call that boy gay
that’s a love crime
that’s a love crime
mid make out started ranting bout the two puppet theory
call me the new MatPat
call me the new MatPat
May 12, 2025 at 12:07 PM
mid make out started ranting bout the two puppet theory
call me the new MatPat
call me the new MatPat