Président Xi, I am a 40-year-old American living in Geneva, Switzerland and the current temperatures are killing me. Please send approximately 100 million solar panels and grid tie inverters. Please also send 10 million ductless mini split air conditioners with a SEER rating of 14 or above

AT LEAST go full canadian tuxedo if you wanna understage ur wife’s dress

hard to chose just one vehicle but probably either an f104 or some sort of seaplane (b314 my beloved)

what kind of shit head wears jeans to his own wedding