Em
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A young dad wearing lululemon and pushing his newborn in a Doona stroller with one hand is my nemesis
March 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
A young dad wearing lululemon and pushing his newborn in a Doona stroller with one hand is my nemesis
Oh you want to know what I’m reading?? Well I want know why you think you can enter my mind and judge my choices and learn all my weird thoughts and opinions!!! Those are for ME
March 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Oh you want to know what I’m reading?? Well I want know why you think you can enter my mind and judge my choices and learn all my weird thoughts and opinions!!! Those are for ME
Gong out to annoy the birds and clear my mind with my jump rope on the driveway at 7am
March 8, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Gong out to annoy the birds and clear my mind with my jump rope on the driveway at 7am
When I’m playing video games but I have chores to do I’ll pause the game and race to do my chore as quickly as possible to get back to my game and as I’m writing this I’m realizing this is a tactic I use on difficult children all the time bye
March 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
When I’m playing video games but I have chores to do I’ll pause the game and race to do my chore as quickly as possible to get back to my game and as I’m writing this I’m realizing this is a tactic I use on difficult children all the time bye
It’s my kitchen I’ll leave little flour fingerprints all over the cabinets if I want to
March 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
It’s my kitchen I’ll leave little flour fingerprints all over the cabinets if I want to
Yesterday I went to work AND did laundry AND went grocery shopping AND cooked dinner and I did not feel good about all that I accomplished. I felt robbed of my short time on earth
February 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Yesterday I went to work AND did laundry AND went grocery shopping AND cooked dinner and I did not feel good about all that I accomplished. I felt robbed of my short time on earth
Guys I’m feeling hopeful for spring. CALL ME A FOOL IF YOU WANT but something good is going to happen
February 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Guys I’m feeling hopeful for spring. CALL ME A FOOL IF YOU WANT but something good is going to happen
My antisocial cat is perched on my shoulder I feel so powerful and witchy
February 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
My antisocial cat is perched on my shoulder I feel so powerful and witchy
I want a restaurant that’s the same concept as Panera like soups and nice sandwiches etc but I want it to be good and not disgusting
February 22, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I want a restaurant that’s the same concept as Panera like soups and nice sandwiches etc but I want it to be good and not disgusting
Do you think my little figurines love me back
February 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Do you think my little figurines love me back
The IRS writes tax forms this way because they want you to bash your head into a wall but only if your spouse makes less than $5k per minute and your paternal grandmother had a bank account so if you subtract your freshman year bio grade from your current checking balance write the total on the
February 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
The IRS writes tax forms this way because they want you to bash your head into a wall but only if your spouse makes less than $5k per minute and your paternal grandmother had a bank account so if you subtract your freshman year bio grade from your current checking balance write the total on the
Am I dramatic? Or am I allowing myself to be fully immersed in the human experience? I will not limit myself
February 14, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Am I dramatic? Or am I allowing myself to be fully immersed in the human experience? I will not limit myself
If you’ll excuse me I need to go bake a cake in order to think this through
February 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
If you’ll excuse me I need to go bake a cake in order to think this through
I really only need a job to support my Icelandic yogurt habit
February 4, 2025 at 7:49 PM
I really only need a job to support my Icelandic yogurt habit
Staring blankly into my chamomile tea instead of screaming
February 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Staring blankly into my chamomile tea instead of screaming
I recommend doing 800 things that bring you joy each day during these dark times
February 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I recommend doing 800 things that bring you joy each day during these dark times
Ciao a tutti…. andrò a vivere a casa della nonna di mio marito in Italia e comprerò una piccola macchina…. Con o senza mio marito………,,,….ciao
February 2, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Ciao a tutti…. andrò a vivere a casa della nonna di mio marito in Italia e comprerò una piccola macchina…. Con o senza mio marito………,,,….ciao
What could I (a woman of prime reproductive age living in Tennessee) have to be stressed about?
February 1, 2025 at 3:05 PM
What could I (a woman of prime reproductive age living in Tennessee) have to be stressed about?
Last night I had a dream that three of my front teeth fell out do we think thats a good sign for my two job interviews today ?
February 1, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Last night I had a dream that three of my front teeth fell out do we think thats a good sign for my two job interviews today ?
A man just used my cute bathroom and left the toilet seat up. I swear to god I forgot that this something people do. In what world does a bathroom featuring tiny glass figurines and framed artwork suggest leaving the toilet seat open is an acceptable action? Not mine!!!
January 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
A man just used my cute bathroom and left the toilet seat up. I swear to god I forgot that this something people do. In what world does a bathroom featuring tiny glass figurines and framed artwork suggest leaving the toilet seat open is an acceptable action? Not mine!!!
I personally wouldn’t mind if a little mouse decided to take up residence inside my walls and built a little sitting room to read books and drink tea
January 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I personally wouldn’t mind if a little mouse decided to take up residence inside my walls and built a little sitting room to read books and drink tea
I have so many mean thoughts in my head but I’m so scared of getting in trouble for speaking my truth!!!!! Everyone who is cool come over and I’ll tell you my honest thoughts under a big blanket where no one will hear us
January 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I have so many mean thoughts in my head but I’m so scared of getting in trouble for speaking my truth!!!!! Everyone who is cool come over and I’ll tell you my honest thoughts under a big blanket where no one will hear us
Every time a child calls me Emmy my heart grows three sizes like the grinch
January 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Every time a child calls me Emmy my heart grows three sizes like the grinch
For some reason whenever I can’t find something in my house my first thought is that someone stole it as a joke to see if I would ever notice
January 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
For some reason whenever I can’t find something in my house my first thought is that someone stole it as a joke to see if I would ever notice
Got new shoes that make me feel like Polly Pocket
January 10, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Got new shoes that make me feel like Polly Pocket