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December 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I'd like to frequently be around bees. They're not as bad as everyone thinks.
December 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I'd like to frequently be around bees. They're not as bad as everyone thinks.
Its gotta be fancy ketchup
December 6, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Its gotta be fancy ketchup
I'm not sure how I can be uninterested in food but also ravenous at the same time. Maybe I just need one bite of everything?
December 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I'm not sure how I can be uninterested in food but also ravenous at the same time. Maybe I just need one bite of everything?
People get offended when I leave them on read, but its a coping mechanism, kinda like exercise
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 AM
People get offended when I leave them on read, but its a coping mechanism, kinda like exercise
I only want fruit and to be able to breathe through my nose.
November 30, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I only want fruit and to be able to breathe through my nose.
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November 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
What if we all were as obsessed about being beautiful on the inside as we are about being beautiful on the outside?
November 24, 2025 at 2:26 PM
What if we all were as obsessed about being beautiful on the inside as we are about being beautiful on the outside?
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Rosa 'Jude the Obscure' is a pale apricot English shrub rose bred by David Austin, known for its large, chalice-shaped blooms and strong, fruity fragrance. It was introduced in 1995 and named after Thomas Hardy's novel. From the gardener Lee Douglas in New Zealand.
November 22, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Rosa 'Jude the Obscure' is a pale apricot English shrub rose bred by David Austin, known for its large, chalice-shaped blooms and strong, fruity fragrance. It was introduced in 1995 and named after Thomas Hardy's novel. From the gardener Lee Douglas in New Zealand.
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I love and admire Ben for many reasons, and one of them is how perfectly he is able to distill the pathetic-ness of the right and instill hope and solidarity in everyone else around him.
Anyway, go read his interview with the biggest Spanish newspaper here: english.elpais.com/technology/2...
Anyway, go read his interview with the biggest Spanish newspaper here: english.elpais.com/technology/2...
Ben Collins, from ‘The Onion’: ‘The powerful have a revenge fantasy, it’s the revenge of the dorks’
The CEO of the leading US satirical website explains what to do when reality is crazy, and how he is trying to buy the website of a famous conspiracy theorist
english.elpais.com
November 17, 2025 at 5:48 AM
I love and admire Ben for many reasons, and one of them is how perfectly he is able to distill the pathetic-ness of the right and instill hope and solidarity in everyone else around him.
Anyway, go read his interview with the biggest Spanish newspaper here: english.elpais.com/technology/2...
Anyway, go read his interview with the biggest Spanish newspaper here: english.elpais.com/technology/2...
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sex is great but have you ever had someone offer you constant reassurance without even having to ask!!! bitch i’m wet
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
sex is great but have you ever had someone offer you constant reassurance without even having to ask!!! bitch i’m wet
Being exhausted prevents you from thinking mean things about yourself. Find those silver linings?
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Being exhausted prevents you from thinking mean things about yourself. Find those silver linings?
Humor is a vain thing
October 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Humor is a vain thing
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Here's a new post on my newsletter. It's about the bullshit of "having it all."
suzannerent.substack.com/p/having-it-...
suzannerent.substack.com/p/having-it-...
"Having it all" is a huge scam that was created to get women to take on more unpaid work
Don't buy into a theory that was created to sell magazines.
suzannerent.substack.com
October 20, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Here's a new post on my newsletter. It's about the bullshit of "having it all."
suzannerent.substack.com/p/having-it-...
suzannerent.substack.com/p/having-it-...
If i had more time in a day, Id just sleep for all of it
October 8, 2025 at 12:41 PM
If i had more time in a day, Id just sleep for all of it
What's your super power? Mines caring.
September 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
What's your super power? Mines caring.
Being tree number one
wouldnt be so bad
If I could pick my role
Id plant my roots
and watch life unfold
right in front of me
because every role is
worth watching
Let me be a tree
strong against the wind
and kind to all who need
the shelter of a tree
wouldnt be so bad
If I could pick my role
Id plant my roots
and watch life unfold
right in front of me
because every role is
worth watching
Let me be a tree
strong against the wind
and kind to all who need
the shelter of a tree
September 9, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Being tree number one
wouldnt be so bad
If I could pick my role
Id plant my roots
and watch life unfold
right in front of me
because every role is
worth watching
Let me be a tree
strong against the wind
and kind to all who need
the shelter of a tree
wouldnt be so bad
If I could pick my role
Id plant my roots
and watch life unfold
right in front of me
because every role is
worth watching
Let me be a tree
strong against the wind
and kind to all who need
the shelter of a tree
My happy place is hoarding cute things to make stuff cozy
September 5, 2025 at 1:16 AM
My happy place is hoarding cute things to make stuff cozy
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Where does Sisyphus get the strength?
September 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Where does Sisyphus get the strength?
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Hand-cut noodles in a sesame peanut sauce with chili crisp and scallions.
August 31, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Hand-cut noodles in a sesame peanut sauce with chili crisp and scallions.
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Sunset and the moon
August 31, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Sunset and the moon
I'd very much like a couch and snacks and all the time in the world for a nap and just a lot of pillows. Goose down. like 15 of them
August 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
I'd very much like a couch and snacks and all the time in the world for a nap and just a lot of pillows. Goose down. like 15 of them
*big sigh*
I don't have enough band aids for everyone
I don't have enough band aids for everyone
August 28, 2025 at 6:52 PM
*big sigh*
I don't have enough band aids for everyone
I don't have enough band aids for everyone
*happy wiggle* completed to do list!
August 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
*happy wiggle* completed to do list!