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Cheryl Lowman
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Irascible Menace caring for Little Somethings. Wolfenoot celebrant. Hair trigger blocking finger.
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6th graders learning Greek mythology. Some highlights:

Athena born from the forehead of Zeus: "Like a tumor"

Aphrodite is married to hepatitis

"Another affair? These Greeks were a bunch of cheaters!"

"Pine trees and pinecones?! Dionysus should have a wine glass and party poppers as his symbols"
February 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Reposted by Cheryl Lowman
I’ve been meaning to talk to you about your 401K. It’s in shambles and you should invest in treats for me instead
November 22, 2024 at 6:48 PM
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November 21, 2024 at 3:27 AM
Your moment of music 🐺
November 20, 2024 at 2:46 AM
It’s fitting that this be my first post. It’s xkcd. Thank you, Randall Monroe.
November 20, 2024 at 2:08 AM