Just wanted to say that I am currently eating an extremely good sandwich. Not the best sandwich I ever had in my life but it is definitely up there.

Just wanted to hop on here and announce that I have once again made an extremely delicious sandwich. life is worth living

I just made possibly the best sandwich of my life… I’ve never felt so alive

I have this personality flaw where whenever I get slightly nervous I start acting like a coked out George Constanza…. Does anyone know how to stop this

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This morning I had a long, vivid dream about my old bike that was stolen from me in 2018. It was literally the color of gold and had a Ferrari sticker on the head tube. Some wounds never heal………