I feel so original for having burned myself instead

Mostly (1), since I'm usually looking for particular examples, not running stats on the whole thing

Hockett, like Swadesh, made his list largely based on vibes. Are we surprised it doesn't fully hold up?

delicious, but why was it served on a hubcap?" The waitress replies, "Oh, there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise"

A guy goes to a diner for breakfast on Christmas morning and orders the eggs benedict. Couple minutes later, the waitress brings it out to him on a big shiny hubcap. The guy is a little confused, but he eats his meal. When the waitress comes back to clear up, he says to her, "The Benedict was

They did this to me in Frankfurt too. I hate it.

And now I know where the passell of new followers came from 😂

Tbh phylogenetics is the well actually of scientific disciplines

Would you prefer it well done?

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Turns out I was low on mumps; got a booster last summer

Depending on timing I might be in the area for research anyway - would love to make it work

believing in antivax stuff is the surest sign you’re a dumbass. On one side, you have all of medical science, the eradication of illnesses, the gift of mRNA during a pandemic. On the other, you have one debunked study by a guy who was trying to invent an illness to sell a cure, and Jenny McCarthy