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does a gay little dance that pisses you off
January 23, 2026 at 8:15 PM
well she's also forgetting that she told everyone there earlier that night that they're siblings
January 23, 2026 at 3:11 PM
if I'm seven or eight Hamm's deep into the night I'm not gonna be thinking about how the couple going at it in the corner looks suspiciously related
January 23, 2026 at 2:54 PM
very cool and normal especially for siblings
January 23, 2026 at 2:48 PM
what chapter of the google SRE book is this in?
January 23, 2026 at 2:44 AM
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Here is a GIF made from a video of me flipping through a book that was made from printing out frames from a GIF :)
January 21, 2026 at 9:25 PM
man this is such a good read. staying tuned for part 2.
January 21, 2026 at 8:45 PM
yeah I dig it! makes em a whole lot more expressive. bad guys does the same thing with snake in some shots
January 20, 2026 at 3:00 AM
oh it's the Birds with Teeth movie

surprisingly really funny at moments tbh
January 20, 2026 at 2:51 AM
plan is to move stuff like my VPN and DNS instances off my main server and onto this machine.
January 18, 2026 at 6:51 PM