Just met a girl named Lime Wedge

Doug Walker is the Werner Herzog of YouTube

HEINEKEN?! FUCK THAT SHIT!!!

Just watched Blue Velvet and one of my favourite aspects of David Lynch’s style is how he understands how inherently surreal violence is as a thing we contend with as humans. In real life when we see violence our brains kind of process it as a thing too fucking bizarre to be really happening -

Movies really are something else aren’t they?

I long for orange juice and so must get up from the couch. But alas, the dog is resting against my outstretched legs and I daren’t disturb her.

Just met a girl named Ribena

worm theology got me movin different

In honour of the true spirit of Ash Wednesday, I would like everyone to know I used to be so unreal at lent as a child. I never gave into temptation once so you can all go and shite. Fuck you bitch

Walking into The Hague and hitting them with the “Hey, all’s fair in love and war 😏”

Oh wow is evening political debate on rte just even more chest-tighteningly infuriating rage bait than anything on the internet Jesus Christ

Hellooo I I’m GG Allin and I piss and shit and cum and do heroin on stage and throw my shit and blood at people so you don’t have to 😊

Ooh the morning news always serves to make my day a little bit more miserable than it could have been had I been allowed a quiet morning free from dire-faced brits shite-ing on about global ruin

[Fred Durst Voice] - IT’S JUST ONE OF THOSE DAYS WHERE YOU TRULY APPRECIATE HOW GLORIOUS IT IS JUST TO BE ALIVE MOTHERFUCKERRRRR!!!

Wow Emilia Perez is actually a disgraceful film. Like I thought it would be shit going in but fuck me

Currently pouring one out for a worm that was brutally killed by a dickhead with big stupid boots. Me and my friends named him William Wormsworth. He didn’t deserve to die. Miss you big man ❤️