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BLM. Trans rights are human rights. WEAR A DAMN MASK! Fauci rules. Pro-Choice. anti-vaxxers get the block.
Our president told us "yeah, you can watch it on TV." She was not effective.
December 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Hey, your sucky childhood is not my fault. My wife drops off, I pick-up. End of story.
December 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Prompting is hell, and most of the times I have to settle for "close enough." You're almost always one prompt away from "did you see how the insides of the mouth and eyes became interchangeable and holy crap is that the bowels of Hell I see coming in the shape of a 3rd arm that popped from the ear?"
December 9, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I wish I had a good joke about Samson, but it's not strong enough.
December 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Like it was said elsewhere in this thead: that's a dream made videogame. It's nonsensical, disjointed, disconnected and, somehow, they managed to shoehorn a nausea-inducing quality to it.
October 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Ankle-breaker!
September 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
"Oh, and it has a metal pipe going all the way to the top..."
"Go on..."
"...and it will belch boiling water from time to time..."
"oh, mama!"
August 15, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I loved “Ready Player One” and liked the movie. To me it should have been more faithful to it, especially when he finds the first key.
July 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Indeed. I came up with great stories while doing laps for 1500 meters in a pool.
July 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Dude, hace a go at Clinton. Get him for anything you can stick to him.
It’s win-win.
July 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I stayed at a chain hotel a few years back and one morning there was a knock. The manager came to tell me the smoke alarm had been triggered. I told him to come in and see, I’ve never smoked and neither does my family he grumbled, but there was no smoke in my room.
July 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Of course: it has a Downer ending.
July 15, 2025 at 2:39 PM
"You had insurance? It has been trumped."
"Your hospital closed? It was trumped."
July 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Cuomo has been laughable for ages, nice to see he's still as out of touch as ever.
July 3, 2025 at 7:11 PM
hell, five-napkin burger joints are talked about with awe and you use your hands there!
June 30, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Careless Whisper.
June 28, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Follow up to that should be "We knew that! Everyone knew that. You said you could despite that and now we're 5 months in and you're realizing your bluster was bullshit all along!"
June 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
"Well done, Elon! Another $8 billion write-off!"

I guess it's time to start cutting doge-overhead.
June 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Don W. Brush.
June 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
nole does have a career in special FX if the whole repivot to spaceships doesn't pan out.
June 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Maintaining the Berlín Wall helped bankrupt the Soviets, and it was only 96 miles long.
June 18, 2025 at 10:53 PM
That guy looks like he'd ask for a vainilla-free vainilla ice-cream.
June 13, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Man, we're gonna miss the hell out of John Candy, but Bill Pullman, Rick Moranis *and* Mel Brooks?
Sweet Jesus, I'm sold.
June 12, 2025 at 6:34 PM
yeah, reading comprehension. Some got it, some don't.
June 11, 2025 at 2:15 PM