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Emmeline May
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WhimsicalFuckery
Dog dad
They/Them
Thrice viral but not internet famous
This idea just came to me and I had to do it because I couldn't think about anything else until I had done it. What have i missed?
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Well that was a superb gig.
November 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
♥️
November 11, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Got given these in Sainsbury's before walking up to the gig
November 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Is it me or is my dog absolutely serving this look
October 31, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Things that tempt me to try a new place to eat
* Vegan options
* Dog friendly
* Public Transport

Things that put me off
* Obviously AI used for their entire flyer
October 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Ok there's only about 7 of them left, three of them are extremely angry women who are yelling mostly incoherently, covering topics such as how there are 70 thousand men inside who all want to molest our children & our Nans would be ashamed of us.

It's definitely coming to a natural end.
September 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Holding hands across the barrier

#NooneIsIllegal
September 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
More signs
September 27, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Signs
September 27, 2025 at 10:33 AM
You need a high fence in your garden for greyhounds, they say. Greyhounds can jump higher than any other dog, they say.

My greyhound:
September 21, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Reposting with alt text and a plea for people to please remember alt text.
September 15, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Reposting with alt text

The thing about right wing hypocrisy is there's never any accountability for it because the right will never hold itself to account the way the left do, because the right care about power more than accountability; the left care about power being held to account
September 14, 2025 at 12:13 PM
September 13, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Firstly, here's this image with alt text, and hopefully this won't get me banned from bluesky because check out what Gemini said when i used it to select the text.

The AI can see what the Republican Party cannot.

Context warning for...literally everything.
September 11, 2025 at 6:42 AM
My dog is brilliant

Thanks for your attention to this matter
September 5, 2025 at 11:47 AM
They lived! Three years and 2 months, my rookie adventurers completed The Wild Beyond The Witchlight.

What will we do with our Tuesdays now?

(Answer: more D&D)
August 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Gender criticals: don't call women birthing people it's dehumanising

Gender criticals: don't say people who menstruate it erases women

Gender criticals: pregnant people is an offensive term

Also gender criticals:
August 8, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Had to add alt text to this because it's a great letter everyone should have the chance to read
August 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Did you know, Spotify tries to guilt trip you when you leave it?
August 2, 2025 at 5:55 AM
This is what 47 looks like. Not bad, i reckon. My 15 year old self would be astonished i made it this far and would probably think I'm pretty cool.
July 29, 2025 at 7:07 PM
July 29, 2025 at 8:56 AM
July 29, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I actually don't recognise myself
July 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Folkestone People! Get yourself to town today!
July 20, 2025 at 9:32 AM