Hare-brained Scheme Enthusiast
emmceedee.bsky.social
Hare-brained Scheme Enthusiast
@emmceedee.bsky.social
Architecture Nerd -- Army Engineer -- Southern Person Impersonator -- Dilettante Tendencies
This is great stuff. Hope you consider turning it into a longer work.

Have you read Peter Watts?
November 10, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Looking forward to the surly teen years responses: "*I guess*...whatever"
August 8, 2025 at 12:13 AM
That's the kind of handshake fail that would haunt me for years.
July 16, 2025 at 1:05 AM
No reason to have all that circulation. Ikeas got you.
June 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Taking time out only to Doordash souvlaki.
June 1, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Wait till he hears about Germany prior to 1871.
January 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
How I think I look vs how I look
January 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
A friend once described the ideal architectural practice as one where none of the designs are ever built. (More profit, no liability)
January 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I'm at the Pizza Hut
I'm at the bungalow
I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and bungalow
January 1, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Man, I hope they have some attic stock on those tiles.
December 29, 2024 at 2:31 AM
My father turned the car around immediately and drove back to where we saw the object. It was gone.

We drove back and forth several times and saw neither the shape or anything that would explain it's absence.
December 27, 2024 at 5:16 AM
One dark winter night, my father and I were driving on a country road when we saw what looked to be a body, wrapped in a sack or a rug on the side of the road.

We both saw it and were so dumbstruck that it took a few seconds to check with each other what we just saw.
December 27, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Need to get him over here to the good place.
December 25, 2024 at 9:07 PM
Lack of an NCO corps certainly helps explain why stormtroopers are such bad shots.
December 24, 2024 at 12:57 AM
The fact that there are comissioned officers in Star Wars implies the existence of NCOs. Like stormtroopers certainly must have had a squad leader or something.
December 24, 2024 at 12:52 AM
"Load bearing inefficiency" is my new Roman Empire.
December 23, 2024 at 2:26 AM
I heard you mentioned jackets...
December 10, 2024 at 2:39 AM
I mean, the ventriloquist dummy...
December 6, 2024 at 7:24 AM
Stop that right now!
December 5, 2024 at 2:32 AM
It's like a cheat code. Sage brown butter on grits is sublime.
December 5, 2024 at 2:00 AM
See here, I quite distinctly thanked you for your service.
November 30, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Her lawyer was a fool. All he needed to do is play that song for 10 minutes. Immediate acquittal.
October 31, 2024 at 10:24 PM
They are awesome! Righteous Room had them as a special a few weeks back.
October 1, 2024 at 1:46 AM
Peak Star Trek right there.
July 29, 2024 at 4:48 AM