me: ugh i don’t wanna go into work today
reel big fish in the back of my brain: CALL OUT!

new product idea: toxicitea. it’s like tea but bad for you, and radioactive. this caters to no one.

off to buy groceries with my bag that i own just me and no one else

apparently i hadn’t tweeted since like march of this year. so much catching up to do. nobody even follows me here it’s just an online journal i’m free i can do anything

first post: yell at my brother for bad candy opinions
second post: acknowledgement of first
third post: ???