Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber)
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Girl, InterruPh.D 🧿 (dr emma seaber)
@emmahatred.bsky.social
she/her
lecturer in contemporary lit, theory + culture @ kcl
working on mental illness, life writing, affect, prisons, feminism, working class
dogs 🖤
why not read my PhD? “Occult Anorexia: The Unseen Forces of Anorexia Life-writing”
this is like buying a great Dane because you want a dog who can make you 3 feet tall club sandwiches.
July 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Wrote a little review of an excellent book (The Mind Electric by Pria Anand). In less than 15 mins it got its first unhinged comment from one of the Telegraph readership's key thought leaders... lol
May 27, 2025 at 6:41 AM
BBC headline perfectly illustrating why the thing to be done ought not to be done.
School matters!!!!
May 24, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Here's my reminder to take regular breaks while marking (sometimes several times per essay, apparently)
May 12, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Pov you are a dropped piece of cheese
May 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
FINALLY someone is giving male writers a chance! Imagine how many more men called Jonathan will be able to publish literary fiction now!
🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
April 29, 2025 at 11:07 AM
What the actual fuck
April 12, 2025 at 8:14 AM
It's Hecuba's 15th birthday today!!!!
April 8, 2025 at 11:19 AM
When the Pantone folks get sucked into The Overlap
January 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
been dying on this hill for over half a decade
December 10, 2024 at 4:48 PM
I definitely see the appeal of a personalised story book for your child, but who in their right mind is going to buy one of *these*?
December 2, 2024 at 7:49 PM
how is Google so fucking dumb.
this is so stupid and so avoidable.
October 4, 2024 at 10:44 PM
Can't believe scientists have found out about all the first dates I went on in 2015
October 3, 2024 at 7:51 AM
This is the greatest picture i've seen all year
September 9, 2024 at 11:12 AM
if it's not "how is Denis's surname Bottomley" i just don't want to hear it
September 8, 2024 at 9:48 AM
My first in-a-real-life-book citation! And in great company next to Sedgwick! (Thanks for the name check Emmeline Clein!)

(Hmm, must get my infills seen to...)
April 27, 2024 at 1:33 PM
well:
April 24, 2024 at 8:20 AM
Forrest Gump meets conspicuous dead drop
April 18, 2024 at 4:10 PM
don't care + didn't ask + silicon no mates + frat house eating disorder + put some jam on your shoes and invite your trouser hems down for tea + billion poundland nick clegg + stunted growth + hangry toddler + death is real + successive Tory PMs as praxis in whole-human fecal transplant technology
January 30, 2024 at 9:06 AM
was planning to spend the evening marking but it looks like turnitin is threatening me with a good time instead 🙃🎉
January 27, 2024 at 5:31 PM
Nobody: Hmm what should I listen to now?

Wondery:
January 22, 2024 at 10:29 AM
End of semestie
Chill with my bestie

Photie cred to boyf
December 17, 2023 at 8:50 PM
Dad and stepdad taking their son to his first day at big school
December 9, 2023 at 10:07 PM
Natch.
November 30, 2023 at 9:10 PM
Peep this fucken theranos looking numpty gawping at a test tube like a toddler filling his nappy at an aquarium and he's not even wearing safety goggles in the lab
like mate stop being such a desperate grasping try hard NOTHING WILL EVER MAKE YOU LOOK COOL.
November 19, 2023 at 10:07 AM