So I was using the self-checkout and needed to get an extra carrier bag. The staff hold them hostage which irritates me but never mind, I left my stuff and wandered off. By the time I got back (5 seconds? 10 at a push) to my checkout, another customer was at my till throwing my stuff… 1/?

I want an AMA with someone who listens to their music on full volume in public. Question 1: how dare you?

PSA: the Urinal Rule should apply to self-checkouts too. Please don’t breathe near me. Thanks.