RIP to a real one, David Lynch, who illuminated the lives of mere mortals with cinematic tales of surreal humans, acting as a mirror of out best and worst aspects, and dune which we wont talk about. Just remember you can never know what its like to watch a movie on your phone. I'll try anyway

If you had told me ten years ago that Donald Trump would be elected president twice and a guy named Luigi would be a working class hero for doing an assasins creed on a ceo, I would have moved to a bunker in Antarctica

People always complain about modern games being too woke, but no one seems to remember that one of the best selling franchises of all time had a game about a femboy ninja fighting a repressed gay guy possessed by the arm of an even gayer dead guy. Also it had a bisexual vampire named Vamp.

Today is definitely a lovecraftian new England day, my friend and I saw 2 ravens flying above us and we climbed a mountain and had a great experience in what can be best described as a soulsborne inspired sequel to Celeste except with better graphics and 2 trans women instead of just 1.

When ever I feel bad about myself I think of the 19th century pessimistic German philosopher Philip Mainlander who believed that god created the universe just so he could slowly die and then hung himself jumping from a pile of books he just published. That guy needed to join a subreddit or something

What of Eric Adam's was interviewed about his corruption accusations and he just said "yeah, but did you know that the first web site ever mad was called hotgaysexnyc.net, look it up"

I wonder if we'll ever get to the point where rural working class white guys will spend their weekends working on their pickups while putting femboy decals on them and discussing the themes of Julia Serano's whipping girl. Just hanging out with the guys talking about queer theory before the big game

I think that the best fate for Jeff Bezos would be to be an amazon worker in death stranding, except he sucks at it and keeps getting killed by BTs and voiding out, destroying everything and when he repatriates everyone hates him for destroying their cities and stuff and no one talks to him again

You enter a Starbucks and meet a man named Michael B Jordan who says he is not to be confused with the actor Michael B Jordan, who is not to be confused with Michael B Penis, a screenwriter from boston, who ka not to be confused with Michael B Penis the british porn star

I am convinced that Elons plan to colonize Mars was just about replicating apartheid on other planets because he cant do it in south Africa anymore. Just promise people you will give them a new life if they spend a few years in the martian emerald mines without any rights and just dont let them out

I love to watch Werner Herzog nature documentaries because it's such a cathartic break from every other nature doc. No circle of life no balance and beauty, it's just "this forest is a mass grave, when the birds sing they are screaming in pain for they know this Is a place of murder and decay