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Emma Criswell
@emmacriswell.bsky.social
Public Relations by day. Historical fiction by night. Cold all the time. (It’s the anemia.)

Childfree cat mom, beverage enthusiast, bookworm, baker, and gardener. Forever a New Yorker.
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And I wish we could have an America that looks like Canada. Ugh. I may have to seek asylum soon, especially if they keep trying to take away my rights to credit cards and banking.
May 9, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Bitches we wrote theses, dissertations, peer reviewed journal articles by ourselves. A 600 word essay?! Where is my klonopin?
April 7, 2025 at 12:10 AM
They’re the best. I love it when they show up.
April 3, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I know it. It’s all so frustrating. I’m making calls and signing petitions every day.
February 15, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Isn’t Hakeem the same guy who said god is in charge? Or something like that? I don’t have faith in anyone anymore.
February 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Oh damn. His is gorgeous!
January 26, 2025 at 11:47 PM
The frozen tundra, apparently. Also known as Ohio.
January 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Hahaha! The dinner parties I have with my cat are very exclusive. Especially the ones in sub freezing temperatures.
January 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Glad you’re here too!
January 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I made the real deal last night with a miso peanut butter broth!
January 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
My mom doesn’t realize you can dress it up. She was shocked when I told her what I was having for dinner.
January 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Same here (obviously) and they do, but it’s a dark brunette. I’m talking like you can put headphones on the anemone emoji type of nonsense. It’s too much
January 22, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I haven’t worked with grow bags, but love the idea. I got Julia Watkins’ Gardening for Everyone and she had some really cool container ideas. (Potatoes in a potato sack!)
January 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Hahaha, get better at the emojis my man! They are just going to get worse. I heard talk of customizable ones coming soon.
January 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Makes me want to move abroad! It is so difficult to live in the US, especially on your own!
January 21, 2025 at 3:39 PM