something something severence sex be like “innie,outtie”

card got declined at starbucks so the barista made me pay by weighing my heart against a feather…classic tuesday

i bring a kind of grendel vibe to the mead hall that my brothers in arms dont really like

I’m gonna give RFK RSV at the DMV

fine, you can give that 18th century child a hot cheeto to see if it kills him or whatever but if he lives he gets to cough directly into your open mouth

a mog shot? is that anything?