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With the amount of bullshit he spews don’t we have plenty of fertilizer?
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
He’s the Kevin Sorbo of John Voights…
December 8, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Someone tell him it’s Performing Arts, not Exploding Sharts
December 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Ripoff van Tinkle
December 5, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Rumpled Foreskin
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
The ketamine is strong in this one
the force is strong with him is written on a dark background
ALT: the force is strong with him is written on a dark background
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December 1, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I would, but then I’d apparently have to pay a $75m fee to avoid being sued
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
In fairness, you’d wear one too if you had to work around Stephen Miller
November 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
It’s pronounced douche
November 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Science. He’s challenging settled science you simpering twit.
November 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I think you mean Putin’s plan
November 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
That’s not how you pronounce soul
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
No, he supports bad guys exposing things. So close 🙄
November 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
a baby wearing a black space racer shirt
ALT: a baby wearing a black space racer shirt
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November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
That’s so unfair. He’s also throwing lavish parties.
November 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Clones!
November 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
It’s like hanging up your kids’ art if your kids had dementia and no taste
November 8, 2025 at 4:37 PM
It’s spelled bullshit
November 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM
His feelings have been our national emergency since his first term. Giant man-baby.
October 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It’s nice of Nosferaturd to provide weekly evidence for his eventual prosecution
October 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Holy shit. There is literally never a time in history when a single building should be the priority of the leader of the United States and the free world. Much less a f***ing dance hall.
October 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Can’t possibly be as phony as the idea that she came up with this tweet in the fly 🙄
October 23, 2025 at 12:26 AM
What a shock that he doesn’t care about the East Wing: The East Wing's primary purpose is to serve as office space for the first lady and her staff, and it functions as the main visitor entrance for public tours, social events, and formal visitors.
October 22, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Chip Roy wouldn’t know Jesus if he turned the other cheek.
October 20, 2025 at 5:19 PM