Emmaline
@emlawcatmom.bsky.social
Attorney, cat mom, anime, book nerd✨
I had a dream that I got some new flesh eating bacteria and the CDC said "sorry can't help" bc of the government shutdown so they just quarantined me and watched me die like a vampire melting in the sunlight
November 6, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I had a dream that I got some new flesh eating bacteria and the CDC said "sorry can't help" bc of the government shutdown so they just quarantined me and watched me die like a vampire melting in the sunlight
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Demanding a “public debate” is a common antivax trope. In a true scientific debate, scientists publish their data & evidence to the scrutiny of their peers.
RFK Jr’s #ACIP proved at their last meeting they lost their public debate. #CDC #science #Medsky
www.statnews.com/2025/09/18/c...
RFK Jr’s #ACIP proved at their last meeting they lost their public debate. #CDC #science #Medsky
www.statnews.com/2025/09/18/c...
Federal vaccine adviser says former CDC officials can’t be trusted unless they agree to ‘public debate’
The chair of a key vaccine committee that advises the CDC will strike a confrontational tone at meeting of the panel, according to a copy of his prepared remarks.
www.statnews.com
September 22, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Demanding a “public debate” is a common antivax trope. In a true scientific debate, scientists publish their data & evidence to the scrutiny of their peers.
RFK Jr’s #ACIP proved at their last meeting they lost their public debate. #CDC #science #Medsky
www.statnews.com/2025/09/18/c...
RFK Jr’s #ACIP proved at their last meeting they lost their public debate. #CDC #science #Medsky
www.statnews.com/2025/09/18/c...
I made the very difficult decision to take no vacations this year so I could bill enough hours to get a big enough bonus this year to finally put a down payment on a house. The universe laughed, and gave me COVID and strep at the same time
September 22, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I made the very difficult decision to take no vacations this year so I could bill enough hours to get a big enough bonus this year to finally put a down payment on a house. The universe laughed, and gave me COVID and strep at the same time
I have been trying to avoid Albus bc Google says you can give covid to cats. Well let me tell you something about my son. He is every bit as hard headed as his mom. He has been body slamming the door and screaming for hours, and once he got his claws in my clothes he wouldn't let go.
September 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
I have been trying to avoid Albus bc Google says you can give covid to cats. Well let me tell you something about my son. He is every bit as hard headed as his mom. He has been body slamming the door and screaming for hours, and once he got his claws in my clothes he wouldn't let go.
The tymo curl pro plus did this in 10 mins 😍
September 13, 2025 at 10:58 PM
The tymo curl pro plus did this in 10 mins 😍
I recently visited someone's home and wondered how the homeowner, who does the same kind of work as me, could afford such a nice home in such a nice area. The answer? They bought it in 2013 for about $600k. The home is now worth $2,250,000.
January 23, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I recently visited someone's home and wondered how the homeowner, who does the same kind of work as me, could afford such a nice home in such a nice area. The answer? They bought it in 2013 for about $600k. The home is now worth $2,250,000.
Gotta love these unsalted ice roads amid this snow storm in Georgia. My car said IMA DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE ALL THE WAY HOME MUAHAHAHA. Scared the daylight outta me
January 21, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Gotta love these unsalted ice roads amid this snow storm in Georgia. My car said IMA DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE ALL THE WAY HOME MUAHAHAHA. Scared the daylight outta me
This is how I have always Prince Ruhn Danaan and now apparently he's supposed to look just like Rhysand
January 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This is how I have always Prince Ruhn Danaan and now apparently he's supposed to look just like Rhysand
I had set aside $500 in my FSA this year for therapy and actually got the therapy but they won't reimburse me for it 😂😂😂 so I just bought a $500 red and blue light therapy mask from the FSA store. America. 🤦🏻♀️
December 31, 2024 at 6:47 PM
I had set aside $500 in my FSA this year for therapy and actually got the therapy but they won't reimburse me for it 😂😂😂 so I just bought a $500 red and blue light therapy mask from the FSA store. America. 🤦🏻♀️
Really overachieved this year and billed one whole hour over my firm's minimum annual billable requirement for a bonus of $75 !!!!!!! Wow!!! Won't she do it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
December 31, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Really overachieved this year and billed one whole hour over my firm's minimum annual billable requirement for a bonus of $75 !!!!!!! Wow!!! Won't she do it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
For those of you who, like me, didn't read the book or see the musical, are you just DYING for Wicked part 2!??? I need to know the rest of the story 😭😭😭😭
December 30, 2024 at 10:24 PM
For those of you who, like me, didn't read the book or see the musical, are you just DYING for Wicked part 2!??? I need to know the rest of the story 😭😭😭😭
The way my brain lights up when I take my adhd medication when I haven't taken it in a while.... it's like "I can do things!? Tasks!? Real ones!? Efficiently!!!!????"
December 27, 2024 at 5:42 PM
The way my brain lights up when I take my adhd medication when I haven't taken it in a while.... it's like "I can do things!? Tasks!? Real ones!? Efficiently!!!!????"
Saw Wicked for the first time last night. Never seen it in broadway. I had all of the emotions. Defying Gravity at the end had my eyes leaking 😭😭
December 22, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Saw Wicked for the first time last night. Never seen it in broadway. I had all of the emotions. Defying Gravity at the end had my eyes leaking 😭😭
But also, I think I'm team Blake now. I read the Complaint. Justin Baldoni wants to be a closet misogynist but use millions of dollars to protect his public image at the expense of women. Nope, you've been exposed
December 21, 2024 at 4:42 PM
But also, I think I'm team Blake now. I read the Complaint. Justin Baldoni wants to be a closet misogynist but use millions of dollars to protect his public image at the expense of women. Nope, you've been exposed
Blake Lively's lawyers really decided to ruin Christmas and new years for every one they just sued lmfao. Evil
December 21, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Blake Lively's lawyers really decided to ruin Christmas and new years for every one they just sued lmfao. Evil
Imagine drafting a nasty disgusting email to me and I'm just in my office like this
December 19, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Imagine drafting a nasty disgusting email to me and I'm just in my office like this
Was excited to get a new case today until I saw who opposing counsel is and part of my soul died. My arch nemesis who made me almost quit life and I have only recently recovered from his abuse after a year of therapy. I feel like I'm being forced to get back with a toxic ex
December 10, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Was excited to get a new case today until I saw who opposing counsel is and part of my soul died. My arch nemesis who made me almost quit life and I have only recently recovered from his abuse after a year of therapy. I feel like I'm being forced to get back with a toxic ex
Smile 2 was INSANE. I can't stop thinking about it lmao
December 8, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Smile 2 was INSANE. I can't stop thinking about it lmao
I can't look at Hugh Jackman the same after learning about his affair
December 7, 2024 at 5:03 PM
I can't look at Hugh Jackman the same after learning about his affair
I'm actually surprised that more artists haven't written songs about their cats. As a non-artist myself, I could easily drop a couple albums about my feline children. Taylor Swift, I'm not saying you have to, I'm just saying you really could and I think you should
December 4, 2024 at 4:50 PM
I'm actually surprised that more artists haven't written songs about their cats. As a non-artist myself, I could easily drop a couple albums about my feline children. Taylor Swift, I'm not saying you have to, I'm just saying you really could and I think you should
My co-counsel withdrew from one of my cases and the court decided to remove me as counsel instead of them. Read the dang motion people 🤦🏻♀️
December 3, 2024 at 4:32 PM
My co-counsel withdrew from one of my cases and the court decided to remove me as counsel instead of them. Read the dang motion people 🤦🏻♀️
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What We Do In The Shadows.
November 26, 2024 at 5:01 PM
What We Do In The Shadows.
I agree with this for people that can digest auditory information. I am not one of those people.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
Audiobooks count as reading.
November 23, 2024 at 11:48 PM
I agree with this for people that can digest auditory information. I am not one of those people.
I am supposed to be at my dinner reservation at a super nice steakhouse rn for my wedding anniversary instead of in bed with the plague. Just love how the universe waited until this night in particular to infect me
November 23, 2024 at 11:47 PM
I am supposed to be at my dinner reservation at a super nice steakhouse rn for my wedding anniversary instead of in bed with the plague. Just love how the universe waited until this night in particular to infect me