my cousin just had a baby and it’s like no one even cares that i just became a first cousin once removed

this is a photo of my beautiful cat, her name is basil, she likes to sit on the garbage can a lot

justin helped me make a monthly budget and calculated i can spend $25 a day. being responsible is so devastating

i love when paul and prue reminisce about something british and then chuckle to themselves about it

just told my therapist to “stay tuned” for next week…it really do be my weekly talk show on mondays at prime time

is this thing on