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🔞⬆️dead dove do not eat!! 30+ she/her queer weeaboo disaster. many animals, always tired. trigun gave me depression decades ago and now its back for more. laie sorenn@hyperion
i staked out a hospital landscaping bed for six hours for this
September 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
i staked out a hospital landscaping bed for six hours for this
everything reminds me of her
August 1, 2025 at 8:58 PM
everything reminds me of her
the first rogue, weak, foolish, only asked whether they were sliding doors on the shrine before failing the strength check to yank them open to flee combat. the second rogue, powerful, wise, asked what the sliding doors were made of before passing the strength check to koolaid man through to safety
July 27, 2025 at 2:20 AM
the first rogue, weak, foolish, only asked whether they were sliding doors on the shrine before failing the strength check to yank them open to flee combat. the second rogue, powerful, wise, asked what the sliding doors were made of before passing the strength check to koolaid man through to safety
party list loaded up and i literally sat there like WAIT A SECOND
July 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
party list loaded up and i literally sat there like WAIT A SECOND
i was the dragoon dying a lot!!!
July 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
i was the dragoon dying a lot!!!
was dealing with tech support for this online exam proctor and had to sit there and watch while they had remote control of my screen, went to open a web browser, and all the last visited pages that popped right up for them to read were fuckin neopets
July 21, 2025 at 4:31 PM
was dealing with tech support for this online exam proctor and had to sit there and watch while they had remote control of my screen, went to open a web browser, and all the last visited pages that popped right up for them to read were fuckin neopets
I've worked with a few cassowaries, and none of them were very talkative birds. I did once catch a video on my phone of one booming from only a couple meters away, and even though it was so loud and soooo deep I could feel it in my chest, the mic couldn't pick anything up and the video was silent 😦
July 15, 2025 at 2:51 AM
I've worked with a few cassowaries, and none of them were very talkative birds. I did once catch a video on my phone of one booming from only a couple meters away, and even though it was so loud and soooo deep I could feel it in my chest, the mic couldn't pick anything up and the video was silent 😦
found a fuckin amazing half-log tunnel and HAD to remodel koki's house to include it, i think he's enjoying it 🥰 #chateauncandy
June 28, 2025 at 4:33 PM
found a fuckin amazing half-log tunnel and HAD to remodel koki's house to include it, i think he's enjoying it 🥰 #chateauncandy
i drove to two different shops who turned out to be randomly closed before landing at this third where they had to call in for a guy who spoke enough english to finally learn that oh the thing the heat shields supposed to keep from catching the floor on fire is extra fiery now? that's the new noise?
June 21, 2025 at 6:05 PM
i drove to two different shops who turned out to be randomly closed before landing at this third where they had to call in for a guy who spoke enough english to finally learn that oh the thing the heat shields supposed to keep from catching the floor on fire is extra fiery now? that's the new noise?
the babies have exited the nest and are exploring the backyard now!!!!!! i watched eclair have to give one a warning peck bc they're so curious they were coming right up to get in her business while she was just trying to forage lmfaooo 😭💕💕 #chateauncandy
June 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
the babies have exited the nest and are exploring the backyard now!!!!!! i watched eclair have to give one a warning peck bc they're so curious they were coming right up to get in her business while she was just trying to forage lmfaooo 😭💕💕 #chateauncandy
local senior citizen has learned the taste of gabapentin and not even the holy churu can convince her to consume it. please pray for the vet techs that have to tap her bladder today #chateauncandy
June 9, 2025 at 1:20 PM
local senior citizen has learned the taste of gabapentin and not even the holy churu can convince her to consume it. please pray for the vet techs that have to tap her bladder today #chateauncandy
wife yesterday literally hit me with a 👉👈 to beg me to play more msq and then vasnapati happened and she started apologizing
June 7, 2025 at 2:55 PM
wife yesterday literally hit me with a 👉👈 to beg me to play more msq and then vasnapati happened and she started apologizing
you WILL NOT believe what i found in one of the purses bruh
May 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
you WILL NOT believe what i found in one of the purses bruh
ancient relics of the past @junkworx.bsky.social
May 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
ancient relics of the past @junkworx.bsky.social
great minds think alike @cigardoesart.bsky.social
May 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
great minds think alike @cigardoesart.bsky.social
this bunny has made a nice scrape for herself sheltered under the tall grass in backyard that hasn't been mowed in years and has just been chillin and enjoying the peace but today.... TODAY!!!!!!!!! MAMA ARE YOU NESTING!?!?!?!?! ARE WE GETTING YARD BABIES AGAIN FINALLY?!??!?!?!?!?!?!? #chateauncandy
May 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
this bunny has made a nice scrape for herself sheltered under the tall grass in backyard that hasn't been mowed in years and has just been chillin and enjoying the peace but today.... TODAY!!!!!!!!! MAMA ARE YOU NESTING!?!?!?!?! ARE WE GETTING YARD BABIES AGAIN FINALLY?!??!?!?!?!?!?!? #chateauncandy
actual bastard man convinced me the new lock on his house was making too unpleasant of a sound when it opened and closed and then didn't even wait an hour after i adjusted it to overpower it and shove his door open and escape. koki you sumbitch #chateauncandy
May 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
actual bastard man convinced me the new lock on his house was making too unpleasant of a sound when it opened and closed and then didn't even wait an hour after i adjusted it to overpower it and shove his door open and escape. koki you sumbitch #chateauncandy
trying to work on financial planning stuff and it is sending my anxiety through the ROOF even though nothings actually that bad for once. love having a disorder that makes thinking about things physically agonizing
May 2, 2025 at 7:01 PM
trying to work on financial planning stuff and it is sending my anxiety through the ROOF even though nothings actually that bad for once. love having a disorder that makes thinking about things physically agonizing
meanwhile my crafting/gathering obsessed ass that hasn't finished endwalker has been stuck outside like this
April 28, 2025 at 8:09 PM
meanwhile my crafting/gathering obsessed ass that hasn't finished endwalker has been stuck outside like this
alessa....................... #chateauncandy
April 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
alessa....................... #chateauncandy
the amount of things on my to-do list that involve calling offices to argue with them today......
April 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
the amount of things on my to-do list that involve calling offices to argue with them today......
got into my very first rddit argument and it's with people trying to insist it is against the law for me to put little bits of moss in my pocket while gallivanting through the woods. now y'all listen the fuck here
April 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
got into my very first rddit argument and it's with people trying to insist it is against the law for me to put little bits of moss in my pocket while gallivanting through the woods. now y'all listen the fuck here
OH MAN YOURE REALLY EARLY shit ok you gotta add me on discord and send me all your reaction updates now i need this pumped straight into my veins i am so exciteddddddd plsssssssssssssssss
April 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
OH MAN YOURE REALLY EARLY shit ok you gotta add me on discord and send me all your reaction updates now i need this pumped straight into my veins i am so exciteddddddd plsssssssssssssssss