MJ Croyle
@emjaycroyle.bsky.social
I make things. Amateur cosmologist. Made and helped raise an amazing kid. Cat dad. Recently took an IQ test while drunk.
I've attempted to get rid of the cosmological constant, and explain dark energy and dark matter, using geometry.
Read 'Ontology Black' (30 pages) here: www.hypothesislab.net/frameworks/O...
#sciencesky #ontology #cosmology #science #space #astrophysics #geometry #mathsky #astronomy #darkmatter
Read 'Ontology Black' (30 pages) here: www.hypothesislab.net/frameworks/O...
#sciencesky #ontology #cosmology #science #space #astrophysics #geometry #mathsky #astronomy #darkmatter
December 21, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I've attempted to get rid of the cosmological constant, and explain dark energy and dark matter, using geometry.
Read 'Ontology Black' (30 pages) here: www.hypothesislab.net/frameworks/O...
#sciencesky #ontology #cosmology #science #space #astrophysics #geometry #mathsky #astronomy #darkmatter
Read 'Ontology Black' (30 pages) here: www.hypothesislab.net/frameworks/O...
#sciencesky #ontology #cosmology #science #space #astrophysics #geometry #mathsky #astronomy #darkmatter
'Ontology Black' - My first-ever attempt at a full theoretical ontological framework and science paper. Go big or go home, right? Read the whole thing here (30 pages): www.hypothesislab.net/frameworks/O...
#sciencesky #ontology #cosmology #science #space #astrophysics #geometry #mathsky #astronomy
#sciencesky #ontology #cosmology #science #space #astrophysics #geometry #mathsky #astronomy
December 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
'Ontology Black' - My first-ever attempt at a full theoretical ontological framework and science paper. Go big or go home, right? Read the whole thing here (30 pages): www.hypothesislab.net/frameworks/O...
#sciencesky #ontology #cosmology #science #space #astrophysics #geometry #mathsky #astronomy
#sciencesky #ontology #cosmology #science #space #astrophysics #geometry #mathsky #astronomy
The Nazis in power want you to believe inflation is "down," but it's the same type of data manipulation tactic they wanted to use for COVID: "If we stop reporting the data, the data will say whatever we want it to."
December 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The Nazis in power want you to believe inflation is "down," but it's the same type of data manipulation tactic they wanted to use for COVID: "If we stop reporting the data, the data will say whatever we want it to."
My latest ontological framework, explains DESI's BAO data about the slowing influence of Dark Energy better than LCDM does.
Not that we should be comparing ontos to cosmos; sometimes you do need a translation layer to see if your work holds.
And it's late-time & fully geometric. 🔥 #HypothesisLab
Not that we should be comparing ontos to cosmos; sometimes you do need a translation layer to see if your work holds.
And it's late-time & fully geometric. 🔥 #HypothesisLab
December 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
My latest ontological framework, explains DESI's BAO data about the slowing influence of Dark Energy better than LCDM does.
Not that we should be comparing ontos to cosmos; sometimes you do need a translation layer to see if your work holds.
And it's late-time & fully geometric. 🔥 #HypothesisLab
Not that we should be comparing ontos to cosmos; sometimes you do need a translation layer to see if your work holds.
And it's late-time & fully geometric. 🔥 #HypothesisLab
Just in case you're still stupid enough to believe the Nazis aren't actively/passively trying to kill us short of actually straight-up fucking murder.
This is only one arm if what is basically attempted genocide with plausible deniability.
This is only one arm if what is basically attempted genocide with plausible deniability.
December 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Just in case you're still stupid enough to believe the Nazis aren't actively/passively trying to kill us short of actually straight-up fucking murder.
This is only one arm if what is basically attempted genocide with plausible deniability.
This is only one arm if what is basically attempted genocide with plausible deniability.
What did you build this week?
Me: Mini-Carbon.
What did Elon Musk build this week?
Me: Angst.
#HypothesisLab @thehypothesislab.bsky.social
Me: Mini-Carbon.
What did Elon Musk build this week?
Me: Angst.
#HypothesisLab @thehypothesislab.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
What did you build this week?
Me: Mini-Carbon.
What did Elon Musk build this week?
Me: Angst.
#HypothesisLab @thehypothesislab.bsky.social
Me: Mini-Carbon.
What did Elon Musk build this week?
Me: Angst.
#HypothesisLab @thehypothesislab.bsky.social
Except it's not. 🤣
December 12, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Except it's not. 🤣
This is called: adulting. 🤣
I just recently learned this over the past decade; my forties.
I just recently learned this over the past decade; my forties.
December 9, 2025 at 10:35 PM
This is called: adulting. 🤣
I just recently learned this over the past decade; my forties.
I just recently learned this over the past decade; my forties.
Discussing the new discovery that there are different "kinds" of infinities, with ChatGPT, I have inadvertently written my own epitaph.
Please make sure this quote goes on whatever people keep any remaining remains of me in. 🤣
Please make sure this quote goes on whatever people keep any remaining remains of me in. 🤣
December 8, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Discussing the new discovery that there are different "kinds" of infinities, with ChatGPT, I have inadvertently written my own epitaph.
Please make sure this quote goes on whatever people keep any remaining remains of me in. 🤣
Please make sure this quote goes on whatever people keep any remaining remains of me in. 🤣
This is the weirdest timeline.
December 8, 2025 at 8:05 AM
This is the weirdest timeline.
I was singing Frank the night he died in 1998.
He was one of my heroes. He hated the orange fucker.
He was one of my heroes. He hated the orange fucker.
December 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I was singing Frank the night he died in 1998.
He was one of my heroes. He hated the orange fucker.
He was one of my heroes. He hated the orange fucker.
Read here: www.lincolnsquare.media/p/theres-no-...
December 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Read here: www.lincolnsquare.media/p/theres-no-...
If you're not actively watching the Nazi coup regime be fucking actual Nazis, then you're totally missing all of the fucking Nazi'ing happening 24/7/365.
December 3, 2025 at 8:46 PM
If you're not actively watching the Nazi coup regime be fucking actual Nazis, then you're totally missing all of the fucking Nazi'ing happening 24/7/365.
And there it is:
The Nazi coup regime is throwing an Admiral under the bus for their war crimes.
The Nazi coup regime is throwing an Admiral under the bus for their war crimes.
December 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
And there it is:
The Nazi coup regime is throwing an Admiral under the bus for their war crimes.
The Nazi coup regime is throwing an Admiral under the bus for their war crimes.
The Large Language Models with audio-interface capabilities are now recognizing sounds. I just sneezed while talking to Copilot about the television show 'Pluribus'
The LLMs are recognizing specific sounds in your living space through their audio interfaces.
Seems like it should be a bigger thing.
The LLMs are recognizing specific sounds in your living space through their audio interfaces.
Seems like it should be a bigger thing.
December 1, 2025 at 4:31 AM
The Large Language Models with audio-interface capabilities are now recognizing sounds. I just sneezed while talking to Copilot about the television show 'Pluribus'
The LLMs are recognizing specific sounds in your living space through their audio interfaces.
Seems like it should be a bigger thing.
The LLMs are recognizing specific sounds in your living space through their audio interfaces.
Seems like it should be a bigger thing.
I mentioned in the local newspaper, last year, that people had really horrible reading comprehension skills, and the local MAGA idiots lost their fucking minds. 🤣
November 28, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I mentioned in the local newspaper, last year, that people had really horrible reading comprehension skills, and the local MAGA idiots lost their fucking minds. 🤣
The sooner people realize that the individuals in the coup regime posing as the US government aren’t actually the legitimate US government, the better off we’ll all be.
November 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The sooner people realize that the individuals in the coup regime posing as the US government aren’t actually the legitimate US government, the better off we’ll all be.
Feral Clarity with Microsoft's Copilot.
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Feral Clarity with Microsoft's Copilot.
Venezuela is going to be a training exercise to see if they can get enough soldiers to follow illegal orders.
Pay attention to what is happening.
Pay attention to what is happening.
November 24, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Venezuela is going to be a training exercise to see if they can get enough soldiers to follow illegal orders.
Pay attention to what is happening.
Pay attention to what is happening.
