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I am finally achieving my lifelong dream of making Sally watch The Meg
August 1, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I really abuse the “phone a friend” option in games where phoning a friend is not an option
July 24, 2025 at 3:59 AM
How bored do flight attendants have to be before they go around congratulating people on being part of the SkyMiles program
April 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Shut up about Tom Cruise’s dumb stunts. Keanu Reeves fell down 220 stairs
April 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
No one is talking enough about the Sisyphean imagery of the stair sequence in John Wick 4 and how that relates to cycles of vengeance
April 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I do believe the one thing New Yorkers and Parisians have in common is absolute apathy toward long, traffic-disrupting and peace-disturbing fight sequences
April 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I would simply not bring a flame thrower to a fight with John Wick. Because he would take it from me and then I’d die on fire instead of by headshot, like a normal henchman should
April 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Best part of John Wick 4 is when John asks the Bowery King how close he can get John to Sacre Coeur and the King gives him a condescending look, then drops him off at the Eiffel Tower, which is a) where John started and b) about as far from sacre coeur as you can get
April 24, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Top 5 favorite John Wick moves:
5. Throws empty gun
4. Pauses mid double-tap to reload
3. LEGS
2. Roaming from major city landmark to major city landmark with no regard for geography
1. Gets hit by car
April 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Probably the toughest thing about building a D&D version of John Wick would be justifying the animal handling proficiency in a martial class
April 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
third viewing of Haikyu!: Battle at the Garbage Dump goes just as hard as the first
April 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Spotify’s discover weekly just recommended — to me — a song by Jensen Ackles. Yes from Supernatural. Real low point
March 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
babygirl no one is as bad at baldur’s gate 3 as I am. no one
February 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Look I don’t like who I become during the Berger era of Sex and the City any more than you do
January 24, 2025 at 4:31 AM
God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers. He gives me, a conscientious objector, seasons of Survivor set in Central America, where there are Spiders
December 10, 2024 at 3:31 AM