I am finally achieving my lifelong dream of making Sally watch The Meg

I really abuse the “phone a friend” option in games where phoning a friend is not an option

How bored do flight attendants have to be before they go around congratulating people on being part of the SkyMiles program

Shut up about Tom Cruise’s dumb stunts. Keanu Reeves fell down 220 stairs

No one is talking enough about the Sisyphean imagery of the stair sequence in John Wick 4 and how that relates to cycles of vengeance

I do believe the one thing New Yorkers and Parisians have in common is absolute apathy toward long, traffic-disrupting and peace-disturbing fight sequences

I would simply not bring a flame thrower to a fight with John Wick. Because he would take it from me and then I’d die on fire instead of by headshot, like a normal henchman should

Best part of John Wick 4 is when John asks the Bowery King how close he can get John to Sacre Coeur and the King gives him a condescending look, then drops him off at the Eiffel Tower, which is a) where John started and b) about as far from sacre coeur as you can get

Top 5 favorite John Wick moves:
5. Throws empty gun
4. Pauses mid double-tap to reload
3. LEGS
2. Roaming from major city landmark to major city landmark with no regard for geography
1. Gets hit by car

Probably the toughest thing about building a D&D version of John Wick would be justifying the animal handling proficiency in a martial class

third viewing of Haikyu!: Battle at the Garbage Dump goes just as hard as the first

Spotify’s discover weekly just recommended — to me — a song by Jensen Ackles. Yes from Supernatural. Real low point

babygirl no one is as bad at baldur’s gate 3 as I am. no one

Look I don’t like who I become during the Berger era of Sex and the City any more than you do

God gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers. He gives me, a conscientious objector, seasons of Survivor set in Central America, where there are Spiders