The best days start with my bf coming to get me so I can remove a spider from the bath for him. Partially cos it's great to be able to help the people you love but mainly because I get to start my morning playing with a spider

Museum of Homelessness pilots emergency shelter during severe weather | Museums Journal @museumsassociation.org

Thanks for covering us

www.museumsassociation.org/museums-jour...

It was my go to choose the film so I put on On The Town and muttered "they don't make movies like they used to" in a shit New York accent throughout #LifeOfTheParty

Hello beer friends. Newcastle bottle shops open on Christmas eve? Any leads or do I need to bring my special Christmas day beers up on the coach and top up at a supermarket?

Accountant: ok gross income looks good, what about any losses?

Willy Wonka: just those 4 kids lmao

Accountant: what

Willy Wonka: what

My insufferable 30s are underway; I think I'm getting quite into bouldering.

Hey London friends, it's @ourmoh.bsky.social's Festive Dog Show this Saturday (14th) raising money for their Winter Fund!

Come along! I'll be there, some of my pottery will be for sale, there'll be loads of dogs- what's not to love?

What's up bitches we're here

for @burumcollective.bsky.social i wrote about the murky reality of solidarity, why hospitality workers getting a pay rise gets people so cross & what asking for better conditions in out industries should really mean

www.burumcollective.com/posts/solida...

It's a doggo themed week! We are celebrating our dog friends.

We are counting down to our Festive Dog show on Saturday so we will be sharing pics of doggos that have been involved in the museum 🥰🐶

First up, Lancelot! We love you Lancelot! ❤️

I told my mum at dinner that my daughter was talking in a made up language and my mum said all languages are made up and I dropped a potato

The best beers ever are the ones drank post bar shift on a bus, and I'm willing to die on this hill.

Moonlighting at Werewolf again tonight, local friends come thruuu

The absolute irony of James Watt swanning about on podcasts, brushing off any discussion of staff welfare issues at Brewdog as "ancient history", whilst peddling the same bullshit bank loan story he's been telling various versions of for nearly two decades

At the age of 30 I am now keeping my new frying pan in my room like I'm in uni halls because my fully grown housemate refuses to believe that you can't use scourers/ metal utensils/ KITCHEN KNIVES on non-stick and therefore pans have at most a 6 month life. Sooo ready to not houseshare anymore.

New to BlueSky? Looking for campaigning organisations to follow? Our "Protest in Britain" starter pack might help

Well that way of finding people clearly just gets a load of bots and autolikers trying to trick me into following their entirely irrelevant accounts- sick. Guess I have to do this the non-lazy way.