no belief in boyfriends, don't exist

wish that I would be referred to as the 'Emily with curly hair'

I don't know. I think I'm just coming to terms with the way I failed myself, specifically, I could have been someone amazing and now I'm just rubble

thinking about planting some seeds to grow in a garden that only I can see, no shade for you, no free rides!

feeling loved and treasured, my life could have been endlessly writing about some kind of love sick tragedy but instead me and my wife clown on some guy every day whose idea of a 401k could get wiped out by a bit of moisture and compound interest 🥰

why are you filming yourself crying, I literally cannot imagine a single reason for this

all I'm saying is that if I looked like her, I would have simply accepted all my flaws and understood myself to be the beautiful thing everyone told me I was.

do you think young Gen z asian diaspora refer to themselves as 'diane nguyen' instead of banana or is that giving bojack horseman too much cultural cache

one playable boltyn card in superslam I beg you, it won't matter just make him pq viable and I'll try my hardest to win one

good bones by Maggie Smith

me 10 years ago: what if I was a little gay boy but I found kissing other guys kind of off putting.

casino not paying out, going to complain about 'pull rates' to the manager

my head longs for the casino vice

it's very funny whenever people equate business to war because yes, when I'm trying to open a booster pack and I'm like I don't think I need this card for my deck, I better sell it, yeah it's like headshotting a 17 yo doing a supply run.