lil em
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i do creative things, probably while covered in paint and wearing a pastel jumpsuit. she/her. 📸🎷🎨🍰🌻
I’m reading that dumb slutty hockey book and there’s only 50 pages left and the writing stinks to high heaven of a surprise pregnancy despite the main characters being like 21, in college and with big dreams and its such an ickkkkkkk
December 16, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I’m reading that dumb slutty hockey book and there’s only 50 pages left and the writing stinks to high heaven of a surprise pregnancy despite the main characters being like 21, in college and with big dreams and its such an ickkkkkkk
Just found the first white hair on my head at 32 😭😭😭😭😭
November 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Just found the first white hair on my head at 32 😭😭😭😭😭
I got a flat piercing the other day because my second lobes closed up and I was going to a party next to a tattoo shop anyway so I figured, why not get the lobes redone and get a new one and I forgot how you sleep like shit for a while after, really feeling the beauty is pain saying rn
November 1, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I got a flat piercing the other day because my second lobes closed up and I was going to a party next to a tattoo shop anyway so I figured, why not get the lobes redone and get a new one and I forgot how you sleep like shit for a while after, really feeling the beauty is pain saying rn
new florence and the machine album sounds like a necromancer at a church choir (extremely complimentary)
October 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
new florence and the machine album sounds like a necromancer at a church choir (extremely complimentary)
@jjringer.bsky.social next week one of the art organizations I’m involved in is having the 20th annual all-you-can-eat oyster fundraiser and art auction and I just feel like you needed to be aware lol 🦪
October 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
@jjringer.bsky.social next week one of the art organizations I’m involved in is having the 20th annual all-you-can-eat oyster fundraiser and art auction and I just feel like you needed to be aware lol 🦪
I just learned that a friend of mine a) has been married for 20 years b) his wife got married again to a girlfriend last week and c) that he was in a committed throuple already for years?!? 🤯
October 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I just learned that a friend of mine a) has been married for 20 years b) his wife got married again to a girlfriend last week and c) that he was in a committed throuple already for years?!? 🤯
I went to one Halloween party so far, so one down but I also got invited to a pirate themed party called the buccaneer ball so that makes it up to five total parties now to attend, a feat I have not accomplished in a dozen years
October 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I went to one Halloween party so far, so one down but I also got invited to a pirate themed party called the buccaneer ball so that makes it up to five total parties now to attend, a feat I have not accomplished in a dozen years
the new album released today is cringe unfortch, maybe it will grow on me but the vibes felt very bitchy imo
October 3, 2025 at 6:22 PM
the new album released today is cringe unfortch, maybe it will grow on me but the vibes felt very bitchy imo
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One thing about the arts is that so many people get as far as they possibly can and then build a gate to stop anyone getting further than them. And it’s your job to recognize that the gate has no walls
September 28, 2025 at 10:45 PM
One thing about the arts is that so many people get as far as they possibly can and then build a gate to stop anyone getting further than them. And it’s your job to recognize that the gate has no walls
I have been invited to FOUR Halloween parties this year, an amount of theme parties in a row I have not attended since college, please help me come up with fun funky sexy funny costume ideas PLS
September 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I have been invited to FOUR Halloween parties this year, an amount of theme parties in a row I have not attended since college, please help me come up with fun funky sexy funny costume ideas PLS
how weird would it be if I asked my in-laws to go pick up vintage nudie mags I found on Facebook near their city that I would cut up for art, sorta weird or very very weird?
September 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
how weird would it be if I asked my in-laws to go pick up vintage nudie mags I found on Facebook near their city that I would cut up for art, sorta weird or very very weird?
all the people who think the new sabrina album is meh have no taste, it’s literally a horny abba album, like??? what’s not to love
August 29, 2025 at 5:56 PM
all the people who think the new sabrina album is meh have no taste, it’s literally a horny abba album, like??? what’s not to love
if any witches are reading this, my birthday is coming up on 9/9, and I’d love if it happened that day, thanks in advance
August 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
if any witches are reading this, my birthday is coming up on 9/9, and I’d love if it happened that day, thanks in advance
my husband calls me my love, my darling, my babe, etc so it is very jarring to hear my government name, it’s like being a kid and your mom yells FIRST MIDDLE LAST when you’re in trouble
August 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
my husband calls me my love, my darling, my babe, etc so it is very jarring to hear my government name, it’s like being a kid and your mom yells FIRST MIDDLE LAST when you’re in trouble
The only discourse I can add to the TS12 album is in 4th grade computer class, I was told to make my very first password, and being a little 4H farm kid, I chose “showgirl74” and my teacher did not know about livestock shows, and thought I made a reference to Vegas strippers at my ripe old age of 9
August 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
The only discourse I can add to the TS12 album is in 4th grade computer class, I was told to make my very first password, and being a little 4H farm kid, I chose “showgirl74” and my teacher did not know about livestock shows, and thought I made a reference to Vegas strippers at my ripe old age of 9
I was chatting with southerners about football and the topic turned to how when they weren’t rooting for GA, they liked ND because they were “good Christian boys -well not really Christian- but close enough!” and I still never will understand that part of this culture, like Catholics are the OG!!
July 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I was chatting with southerners about football and the topic turned to how when they weren’t rooting for GA, they liked ND because they were “good Christian boys -well not really Christian- but close enough!” and I still never will understand that part of this culture, like Catholics are the OG!!
Since only like 7 people follow me on here I need yall to know that I’m at an art gala and a kooky lady that I was working with is here and I’m tweeting this so I don’t have to make eye contact with her
June 20, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Since only like 7 people follow me on here I need yall to know that I’m at an art gala and a kooky lady that I was working with is here and I’m tweeting this so I don’t have to make eye contact with her
there’s a dating sim game coming out soon with a bunch of comedians that brock and I love and the premise is that you can date literally anything in your house and we’ve been laughing about this for two days because surely the PC has to have like gas leak hallucinations to make this work right
June 13, 2025 at 3:24 PM
there’s a dating sim game coming out soon with a bunch of comedians that brock and I love and the premise is that you can date literally anything in your house and we’ve been laughing about this for two days because surely the PC has to have like gas leak hallucinations to make this work right
brock doesn’t go on here much, we’re laying insulation in our attic and I think I found a snakeskin up there. Do I tell him anything, or keep on with work (we have probably three more days up there)
June 11, 2025 at 1:18 AM
brock doesn’t go on here much, we’re laying insulation in our attic and I think I found a snakeskin up there. Do I tell him anything, or keep on with work (we have probably three more days up there)
what do men even talk about when they hang out because brock just played video games with a good friend of ours and learned today that a) him and his gf eloped and b) she’s having a baby next month!!!! they chat pretty frequently!!!!
June 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
what do men even talk about when they hang out because brock just played video games with a good friend of ours and learned today that a) him and his gf eloped and b) she’s having a baby next month!!!! they chat pretty frequently!!!!
i just went dress shopping the day before Easter in the south where’s it’s already 90° out and every mom and annoyed daughter is in the fitting rooms on day 2 of my period i deserve to be knighted
April 19, 2025 at 7:53 PM
i just went dress shopping the day before Easter in the south where’s it’s already 90° out and every mom and annoyed daughter is in the fitting rooms on day 2 of my period i deserve to be knighted
first time doing a morning Pilates class during the work week and I just got smoked by 10 buff grandmas doing teasers
April 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
first time doing a morning Pilates class during the work week and I just got smoked by 10 buff grandmas doing teasers
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I lived it: I made my bed to cozy and now I can’t get up
April 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I lived it: I made my bed to cozy and now I can’t get up
The next gross man to drive by me while I’m painting and wolf whistle is gonna see me chase his car like a dog while I huck paint cans on his doors
April 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
The next gross man to drive by me while I’m painting and wolf whistle is gonna see me chase his car like a dog while I huck paint cans on his doors
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Just draw the fuckin thing yourself. The imperfection is part of the charm. The fact that you drew it is the whole fuckin point. Don't embarrass yourself engineering a prompt, just pick up whatever you have at hand and give it a go. Be a human being.
March 27, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Just draw the fuckin thing yourself. The imperfection is part of the charm. The fact that you drew it is the whole fuckin point. Don't embarrass yourself engineering a prompt, just pick up whatever you have at hand and give it a go. Be a human being.