"Is this the Spice Girls? ... Are they really spicey?"
September 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
"Is this the Spice Girls? ... Are they really spicey?"
"I don't feel well... I have tummy egg"
May 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
"I don't feel well... I have tummy egg"
Pants are the worst.
May 18, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Pants are the worst.
"what was the best part about dinner?"
"The food!"
"The food!"
May 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
"what was the best part about dinner?"
"The food!"
"The food!"
"We don't deserve tomatoes."
April 2, 2025 at 11:13 AM
"We don't deserve tomatoes."
"The snow is melted, so now we can rock"
March 22, 2025 at 12:31 AM
"The snow is melted, so now we can rock"
"You're running out of time to make it to tomorrow"
...😶
...😶
February 23, 2025 at 3:54 AM
"You're running out of time to make it to tomorrow"
...😶
...😶
"I want to grow up to be a smoooooooth daddy"
February 9, 2025 at 12:38 PM
"I want to grow up to be a smoooooooth daddy"
"First I put on my pants... And then I put on my toppings"
January 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
"First I put on my pants... And then I put on my toppings"
"Kids these days want to stay up all night and go to the library"
January 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
"Kids these days want to stay up all night and go to the library"
"I'll be brave next Friday"
January 18, 2025 at 10:02 PM
"I'll be brave next Friday"
"When I grow up I want to be a mommy... And dangerous."
January 12, 2025 at 3:58 AM
"When I grow up I want to be a mommy... And dangerous."
"Remember, we only eat this pretend.... Because it's slime. Don't eat slime mummy."
January 11, 2025 at 7:11 PM
"Remember, we only eat this pretend.... Because it's slime. Don't eat slime mummy."
"Holesaws? I wish they had those back when I was a baby"
January 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
"Holesaws? I wish they had those back when I was a baby"
"I need to go to the toad store to buy some axes".
Why do you need axes?
"Because I don't have any axes".
Why do you need axes?
"Because I don't have any axes".
January 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
"I need to go to the toad store to buy some axes".
Why do you need axes?
"Because I don't have any axes".
Why do you need axes?
"Because I don't have any axes".
"Can we play medication? I'm the nurse, I need you to be dead."
December 25, 2024 at 10:12 PM
"Can we play medication? I'm the nurse, I need you to be dead."
"I only want runny eggs on the old days"
December 23, 2024 at 3:03 PM
"I only want runny eggs on the old days"
"I only like sour cream on the weekends"
December 20, 2024 at 10:45 PM
"I only like sour cream on the weekends"
"I don't want a bicycle on a skeleton... I want a people on a skeleton"
December 16, 2024 at 11:22 PM
"I don't want a bicycle on a skeleton... I want a people on a skeleton"
"I'm playing bear-guitar"
December 14, 2024 at 3:54 AM
"I'm playing bear-guitar"
"I need to buy some peanut butter for Santa"
December 12, 2024 at 3:16 PM
"I need to buy some peanut butter for Santa"
"Mom... You're the most beautiful mommy I ever saw.
Can I have a cracker?"
Can I have a cracker?"
December 10, 2024 at 1:07 AM
"Mom... You're the most beautiful mommy I ever saw.
Can I have a cracker?"
Can I have a cracker?"
"Stric (uncle) Val is sad... I need to give him this grape."
December 7, 2024 at 2:20 PM
"Stric (uncle) Val is sad... I need to give him this grape."
"I'm pretending my teeth are magic"
November 30, 2024 at 9:13 PM
"I'm pretending my teeth are magic"
"I like sugar in my tea"
November 27, 2024 at 11:09 PM
"I like sugar in my tea"