EmilyTheGoof
emilythegoof.bsky.social
EmilyTheGoof
@emilythegoof.bsky.social
Epic gamer, okay cosplayer, mediocre trans girl
https://ko-fi.com/emilysoutpost
Nintendo sucks
September 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
If only
August 30, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Anyone else up at midnight boiling potatoes?
August 24, 2025 at 5:36 AM
August 11, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Rap fans are weird. They’ll tell you about how good “Lil Diaper Fillin Poobaby” is and not even think about what they just said
July 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Death Note but the notebook just turns you trans
July 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Me in five nights at Freddy: “Erm omg wowowow I gotta get outta here!”
Haha that was a funny little one just for you
July 21, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Hey baby are you Half-Life? Because I really like to play Half-Life on my computer and the sequels too. Oh and TF2 is really fun. Portal is definitely up there. Wait I forgot what I was talking about.
July 11, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I’m like one of those heroes who stopped WW3 from happening but instead of nukes I’m stopping nudes and instead of the US it’s the group chat
July 10, 2025 at 10:04 AM
@radiopools.bsky.social done got bit by a gator
June 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Can someone please explain what "doing it Cincinnati style" means and if I should answer him
May 15, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Dear person reading this,

My butt says hi
May 15, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I'm just a #trans #goblin from the hit movie #ShapeOfWater
Am I farming engagement yet?
May 3, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Why is it so hard to have a man who is emotionally available AND has a smoke machine???
May 1, 2025 at 11:17 AM
POV porn videos are just Blues Clues for perverts
April 30, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Gonna post the most profound posts and then jump scare you with my bod
April 30, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Hold my head underwater to drown me but instead of water it's hugs and instead of drowning it's not
April 29, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I had a dream of where I used to live. Down by the dry creekbed, hidden under stones, there's a jar holding something I tried to forget. It's cracking.
April 26, 2025 at 9:13 AM
The skeleton inside me is cringe but she is my daughter and I love her
April 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I drank water and wow hydration really is real
April 26, 2025 at 1:55 AM
My 'you know what' is haunted and I'm considering making it everybody's problem
April 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I'm in your house
April 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Cis people think they have it tough but never got misgendered by a raccoon okay
April 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I need a man who will mansplain every Yu-Gi-Oh card whether I like it or not
April 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Why can't I just get a normal guy who insists on wearing a cape on our dates
November 22, 2024 at 6:22 PM