This is just about Wolfenstein. No need to go to comments. #webcomics

umami: mushrooms

udaddi: older guy w disposable income

uchild: things are gonna get easier

I made some lovely homemade nachos and as nice as they were omg never again

update from the free speech app where comedy is legal

I got a new coffee scale and it's so good.
I can finally measure how much coffee is coming out of my espresso machine!!!!!

(Accidentally got the big one so it barely fits inside the espresso machine if I remove the drip tray)

i showed this cute girl my twitter dm requests and there was this one where this guy offered me money to move to Turkey, and he ended it with "wallah you are beautiful" so now all morning she has been saying "wallah you are beautiful" to me and i just wanna thank him for that