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I thought for a moment Jorts was reading from a Charles Dickens novel set in London in Victorian times
February 2, 2026 at 7:49 AM
How much weight would it take to go over the prepaid value? How many pennies or worthless foreign coins would it take to go over the weight? Asking for a friend obvs
December 31, 2025 at 2:22 PM
October 28, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Perhaps some time on the naughty step?
June 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Those little fingers are perfect for weeding that spot! You're enhancing the fine motor skills and building strength in fingers ready for learning to write in a few years time.
April 12, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I think I dropped off the email chain, can you add me too?
March 25, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Excellent! Thank you! I was pondering this as I drove the M4 towards London earlier. I knew someone on the internet would know!
January 3, 2025 at 6:18 PM
What's the one by the moon earlier at dusk tonight?
January 3, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Three tins of tuna, two treat packs and a three hour uninterrupted nap break a day.
December 22, 2024 at 10:30 AM
Was it the sound of capitalism groaning? It worries me too.
December 19, 2024 at 11:42 AM
Can confirm it is!
December 15, 2024 at 11:43 PM
And Jorts would never go in that coffee chain that begins with the letter S. Not after they didn't recognise unions
December 4, 2024 at 10:04 PM
In some parts of the world, kibble bushes grow like weeds. It's a real problem in some places.
November 28, 2024 at 7:34 PM