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Emily Simmons
@emilysimmons.bsky.social
I guess I'm here now
📚 books 🌮🍫🍩 food 🧶crochet & knitting 🎨 art journaling 🪡 cross stitch
IT IS DECEMBER 23RD and I've JUST NOW had my first "circle back after the holidays" email

what is happening here, we used to be a real country
December 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
ANOTHER MEETING TODAY. This time it wasn't me who scheduled it and I AM NOT HAPPY
December 23, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I have an actual meeting today. WHO DID THIS

(it was me)
December 22, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The most Midwest thing that's ever happened to me is that we got invited to dinner at a pastor's house. They served ground beef tacos with ketchup. No salsa or hot sauce or even pico. Ketchup.
December 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.

GOD I HOPE SO
December 19, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Happy Office Space Heaters Tripping Breakers season to all who celebrate!
December 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
This year I achieved something awesome and launched an LLC and pretty successful side business selling stickers for planners and journaling on Etsy. Now I'm a prisoner of my own success and feeling EXTREMELY burned out.
December 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
This year no one NOT ONE SINGLE PERSON has asked to "circle back after the holidays." Instead we're cramming as much in as possible BEFORE the holidays
a woman is smiling with the words thanks i hate it below her
Alt: a woman is smiling with the words thanks i hate it below her
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December 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
go girl give us nothing
December 5, 2025 at 2:29 PM
My hot take about pies is that lemon meringue is the best pie
November 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Thanksgiving food is so weird because it you don't like green beans, you just have meat and starch for dinner (unless your family is fancy and allows other veggies)
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
It always feels like such an insult when IT creates a ticket for your incident and you see they rated it Priority Low.
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trying to figure out why I'm suddenly seeing lots of new accounts on my Following feed. Did a list I'm subscribed to update or something?
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
why is adobe acrobat pro so terrible?
November 19, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Why is the sun so bright, the Emily Simmons Story
November 12, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Everyone reminding me how many days until Christmas: please stop.
November 3, 2025 at 4:45 PM
you know what I hate? That cold-email negging tactic that's like "Hey, your website sucks in this very specific way. I'll do a FREE 20-minute review and show you how this very specific service I sell can make it not suck!"

When you start by telling me how much I suck at my job NO THANK YOU GO AWAY
October 31, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Okay but I *did* buy a very cute vintage wool sweater on ebay. Sigh. But look at it!
October 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Listening to someone in the office talk with their boss about a real work problem at 4:50 pm and let me say, I'd be flipping tables. Don't bring me new tasks at 4:50. 4:30 to 5pm is for closing out the day and looking busy ONLY.
October 30, 2025 at 8:52 PM
me: looks at one (1) vintage sweater on Ebay

Pinterest forever: HEY WE HEARD YOU LIKE SWEATERS HERE'S EVERY SWEATER EVER MADE FROM EVERY SITE YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF
October 30, 2025 at 2:27 PM
things to add to my "list of things to buy when I have more room in my house": a working typewriter so I can make ✨aesthetic quotes✨ for my art journal / collages
October 30, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Did you guys have to diagram sentences in English class? I was weirdly SO GOOD at it. Sometimes I just want to diagram some sentences for fun.

why am I like this
October 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Hyperfixation update: In an extension of The Great Art Journaling / Collage Phase of 2024, I have become convinced that I can now make altered book journals and have acquired an old dictionary from Ebay to attempt this
October 27, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I am now on attempt number 3 to get my business account verified by TikTok. Last time I sent scans of the articles of incorporation I received from the Secretary of State but they rejected them because they had to be full color (the copy I got IN THE MAIL is black and white, idk what to tell them)
October 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I don't need AI to make movies or be my therapist, but if password manager could learn not to try to put my password in the two-factor authentication code box, that would be GREAT
October 16, 2025 at 1:09 PM