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Emily
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Self-important prig She/Her 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 💗💜💙
Decisive strikes is the best euphemism for having a shit that I've heard in a while
November 6, 2025 at 10:10 PM
What he doesn't know is that I too am a cunt, but use my power for good bot evil.
November 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
HA HA! I just can't stand this ridiculous facade he thinks he's hiding behind
November 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
My legal team (my dogs, Lew and Boo wearing bowler hats and ties) are like dogs with a bone about the law.
November 6, 2025 at 9:58 PM
November 6, 2025 at 9:42 PM
He is so frickin weird. Watching him is fascinating.
January 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
He'll be well embarrassed when he realises he forgot Muslims, Hindus etc etc
January 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Oh god, he's for another 40 states to go
January 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Heard a rumour that this guy used to do station rail announcements.
January 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I especially liked the part we he thanked the previous administration for their support during the handover.
January 20, 2025 at 5:43 PM