For days, family and friends have been berating me over this very old story which popped up in a BBC documentary about unhealthy eating this week. I have absolutely no memory of writing it but fair to say, I do still really love icecream. Sorry.

Storm Bert is still frothing with rage on the Isle of Wight. Looks like Christmas come early but is sea foam off the massive breakers in Freshwater Bay 🌊