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lol last night was a rerun
“NBC's Seth Meyers is suffering from an incurable case of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). He was viewed last night in an uncontrollable rage…”
November 16, 2025 at 6:19 AM
lol last night was a rerun
met my husband tonight. he just doesn’t know it yet.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 AM
met my husband tonight. he just doesn’t know it yet.
travel would be at least 12% more enjoyable if people stopped playing videos out loud from their phones.
August 30, 2025 at 3:36 PM
travel would be at least 12% more enjoyable if people stopped playing videos out loud from their phones.
if returning to the office means hearing someone scream in a conference room THROUGH my noise-canceling headphones, i’ll kindly work from the safety of my couch, thanks.
March 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
if returning to the office means hearing someone scream in a conference room THROUGH my noise-canceling headphones, i’ll kindly work from the safety of my couch, thanks.
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we go na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
February 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
we go na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
This stat is single-handedly driven by the uptick of my cat watching "cat tv" 8+ hrs a day.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
YouTube Surprise: CEO Says TV Overtakes Mobile as “Primary Device” for Viewing
YouTube CEO Neal Mohan released his annual letter Tuesday morning, outlining his priorities for the video platform.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
February 11, 2025 at 5:47 PM
This stat is single-handedly driven by the uptick of my cat watching "cat tv" 8+ hrs a day.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/bus...
NIRVANA?????????
January 31, 2025 at 6:50 AM
NIRVANA?????????
should i create a letterboxd even though i've seen like nine movies total?
January 28, 2025 at 8:39 PM
should i create a letterboxd even though i've seen like nine movies total?
me: returns something at target for $3 and feels super accomplished
also me: spends that + more on a sweet treat for doing that one dumb task
also me: spends that + more on a sweet treat for doing that one dumb task
January 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
me: returns something at target for $3 and feels super accomplished
also me: spends that + more on a sweet treat for doing that one dumb task
also me: spends that + more on a sweet treat for doing that one dumb task
my mom is perplexed that i watch “homicide for the holidays” every night in the winter, but it’s more festive than the other true crime docs i watch!!!
December 16, 2024 at 6:19 AM
my mom is perplexed that i watch “homicide for the holidays” every night in the winter, but it’s more festive than the other true crime docs i watch!!!
people that think stevie nicks hexing lindsey buckingham during silver springs is bad haven’t seen me try to hex a player into missing a field goal.
December 8, 2024 at 2:45 AM
people that think stevie nicks hexing lindsey buckingham during silver springs is bad haven’t seen me try to hex a player into missing a field goal.
where were you when you got the emergency alert for a TSUNAMI in the bay area
Breaking news: Major 7.0-magnitude earthquake strikes off the Northern Californian coast, prompting tsunami warnings.
Major earthquake hits off Northern California; tsunami warnings issued along West Coast
Tsunami warnings are in effect from near Santa Cruz, California, northward to the central coast of Oregon, southwest of Eugene.
wapo.st
December 5, 2024 at 8:18 PM
where were you when you got the emergency alert for a TSUNAMI in the bay area
December 2, 2024 at 11:00 PM
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we go na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
November 30, 2024 at 8:30 AM
we go na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
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Today begins the season known only as, “Let’s pick this up after the Holidays.” Congratulations to everyone who celebrates.
November 25, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Today begins the season known only as, “Let’s pick this up after the Holidays.” Congratulations to everyone who celebrates.
literally EVERY TIME i have to fill in my height on a form, my brain infiltrates all other thoughts with “i'm five-foot-two, i wanna dance with you and i'm sophisticated fun. i eat filet mignon and i'm nice and young, best believe i’m number one.”
November 14, 2024 at 5:30 PM
literally EVERY TIME i have to fill in my height on a form, my brain infiltrates all other thoughts with “i'm five-foot-two, i wanna dance with you and i'm sophisticated fun. i eat filet mignon and i'm nice and young, best believe i’m number one.”
the most realistic thing about Emily in Paris is how many times she has to blow off plans for a work crisis.
November 13, 2024 at 8:20 PM
the most realistic thing about Emily in Paris is how many times she has to blow off plans for a work crisis.
gonna start posting old tweets here that are still funny because 1) i hate elon, 2) who is gonna know? 3) i'm hilarious.
November 13, 2024 at 8:15 PM
gonna start posting old tweets here that are still funny because 1) i hate elon, 2) who is gonna know? 3) i'm hilarious.
i cannot wait for the day "Hot To Go" is the tune for a prescription drug commercial.
November 12, 2024 at 9:36 PM
i cannot wait for the day "Hot To Go" is the tune for a prescription drug commercial.
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wowzers, 1 million people have now joined Bluesky in the past week 🤯
if you're new to Bluesky here's some useful tools:
• Deck Blue (TweetDeck for Bluesky)
• Bluesky Directory of starter packs to follow people
• Verge staff starter pack
• Sky Follower Bridge for finding your Twitter friends
if you're new to Bluesky here's some useful tools:
• Deck Blue (TweetDeck for Bluesky)
• Bluesky Directory of starter packs to follow people
• Verge staff starter pack
• Sky Follower Bridge for finding your Twitter friends
November 12, 2024 at 8:03 PM
wowzers, 1 million people have now joined Bluesky in the past week 🤯
if you're new to Bluesky here's some useful tools:
• Deck Blue (TweetDeck for Bluesky)
• Bluesky Directory of starter packs to follow people
• Verge staff starter pack
• Sky Follower Bridge for finding your Twitter friends
if you're new to Bluesky here's some useful tools:
• Deck Blue (TweetDeck for Bluesky)
• Bluesky Directory of starter packs to follow people
• Verge staff starter pack
• Sky Follower Bridge for finding your Twitter friends
i can't believe i'm expected to fill out a timesheet today when i'm in 49ers MOURNING.
February 12, 2024 at 6:52 PM
i can't believe i'm expected to fill out a timesheet today when i'm in 49ers MOURNING.
i can't believe i'm on yet another social media app...
February 6, 2024 at 7:08 PM
i can't believe i'm on yet another social media app...