Kind of doubt they’ll reach out since I’m basically a stranger. Glad their mom sounds like she’s doing better than mine did so far.

The desire to be away from people vs. the desire for faster internet. The eternal struggle.

If I’m doing curbside pickup for bottom surgery and it’s out of stock, what do they substitute it with though? Is all I can think.

I found the one thing we should replace with AI: Ted Cruz

It can’t possibly be worse

I am jealous of your ability to live rent free in this losers head. Great work.

God, imagine how miserable his life must be.

Well that’s exciting as hell, yay

Isn’t it fun to be professionally cyber bullied? Is how I have to view this. The guy is being paid to harass you at this point.

I’ve been pretty stoked for us finally achieving 3 Seashell technology in the bathroom so I can finally know how it works for sure

“Do leftists like any technology!?!”

Sir, I have been a lifelong Star Trek fan. Technology is my jam. Shitty chat bots that ignore copyrights to make tech bros money while consuming our resources is just garbage.

Which sucks because my checking account is $54 right now and that’s normal

Anyway, replaced the two with a great player who vibes well with the table and loves baking lol

Also I wasn’t nice about how I killed them and I didn’t even care that I killed them. I guess autistic girl holding back tears looks like cold monster who enjoys destroying your game experience?

It was a good lesson that allistics love telling you what you are feeling and thinking

Me: would you like your character to be brought back via true resurrection or reincarnation?

Player 1: I refuse to roll anew character, you either have to unkill my character or start a new campaign

Me: … but I just asked… what?

Matt Walsh should do more college campus appearances. No reason…

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