Emily Oswin
@emilyoswin.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ Aspiring author, married lesbian, neurodivergent of course, Star Trek nerd, obsessed with Dungeon Crawler Carl currently, eternal DM, and so much more!
Prosecute and imprison all ICE Agents, abolish all of DHS
Prosecute and imprison all ICE Agents, abolish all of DHS
Kept some, got rid of some, notice how I had a qualifier? I know, reading comprehension is hard.
Why would I not hear democrats talk about things to try and win elections or nominations?
Why would I not hear democrats talk about things to try and win elections or nominations?
January 16, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Kept some, got rid of some, notice how I had a qualifier? I know, reading comprehension is hard.
Why would I not hear democrats talk about things to try and win elections or nominations?
Why would I not hear democrats talk about things to try and win elections or nominations?
Also going to not vote for the dude that keeps siding with right wingers on his podcast against trans rights.
Who can’t even win a debate against the right wingers on his own fucking podcast and you want him for president?
Who can’t even win a debate against the right wingers on his own fucking podcast and you want him for president?
January 16, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Also going to not vote for the dude that keeps siding with right wingers on his podcast against trans rights.
Who can’t even win a debate against the right wingers on his own fucking podcast and you want him for president?
Who can’t even win a debate against the right wingers on his own fucking podcast and you want him for president?
If an employer didn’t want me to work for them because I was in the streets opposing the people going door to door demanding to know where minorities are, kidnapping kids to lure out parents, and murdering folks, I didn’t want to work there in the first place
January 16, 2026 at 4:53 PM
If an employer didn’t want me to work for them because I was in the streets opposing the people going door to door demanding to know where minorities are, kidnapping kids to lure out parents, and murdering folks, I didn’t want to work there in the first place
I wasn’t really interested in a live action Lara Croft but now I have to watch it because the incels are mad
January 16, 2026 at 4:25 PM
I wasn’t really interested in a live action Lara Croft but now I have to watch it because the incels are mad
Not voting for him, so they better pick someone else. Not going to be blue no matter whoed into that asshole being President
January 16, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Not voting for him, so they better pick someone else. Not going to be blue no matter whoed into that asshole being President
The Democrats tried to pass a minimum wage hike, Sinema and that other dickhead centrist helped republicans block it, and Democrats gave up on it. Meanwhile when was the last time Republican politicians gave up on anything they want?
January 16, 2026 at 4:16 PM
The Democrats tried to pass a minimum wage hike, Sinema and that other dickhead centrist helped republicans block it, and Democrats gave up on it. Meanwhile when was the last time Republican politicians gave up on anything they want?
Meanwhile Republicans never fucking give up on the things they want to do. But I ain’t heard shit about trying again on student loans or minimum wage that in 3 years will be TWENTY YEARS OLD
January 16, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Meanwhile Republicans never fucking give up on the things they want to do. But I ain’t heard shit about trying again on student loans or minimum wage that in 3 years will be TWENTY YEARS OLD
So, when Biden took over a lot of the outrage over immigration policies vanished and Biden pretty much kept the exact same ones from Trump.
Very worried they’ll do this again with ICE.
Plus Dems on a national level will push for a min wage increase, fail, then stop trying … as an example
Very worried they’ll do this again with ICE.
Plus Dems on a national level will push for a min wage increase, fail, then stop trying … as an example
January 16, 2026 at 4:12 PM
So, when Biden took over a lot of the outrage over immigration policies vanished and Biden pretty much kept the exact same ones from Trump.
Very worried they’ll do this again with ICE.
Plus Dems on a national level will push for a min wage increase, fail, then stop trying … as an example
Very worried they’ll do this again with ICE.
Plus Dems on a national level will push for a min wage increase, fail, then stop trying … as an example
Forever right? Right!?
January 16, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Forever right? Right!?
A great setting from a visual standpoint for something lower budget. A weight loss camp in a blizzard with zombies.
January 16, 2026 at 4:10 PM
A great setting from a visual standpoint for something lower budget. A weight loss camp in a blizzard with zombies.
This would be a great movie too. Wish I could make it lol
January 16, 2026 at 4:09 PM
This would be a great movie too. Wish I could make it lol
ChatGPT, run a simulation on the cheapest meal I can make please.
January 16, 2026 at 3:08 PM
ChatGPT, run a simulation on the cheapest meal I can make please.
You can have one chicken wing, a broccoli stump (1), and half a corn tortilla. All the daily calories you really need*
*until you die of starvation
*until you die of starvation
January 16, 2026 at 3:07 PM
You can have one chicken wing, a broccoli stump (1), and half a corn tortilla. All the daily calories you really need*
*until you die of starvation
*until you die of starvation
The one other thing is impecac syrup so you can vomit this up and eat it again tomorrow.
January 16, 2026 at 3:04 PM
The one other thing is impecac syrup so you can vomit this up and eat it again tomorrow.
Asking ChatGPT to give me 1,000 meals for $3 or less
What is a piece of chicken? Like, what size are we talking?
And 1 broccoli? Is it the stump and the floret or just the stump?
And it says corn tortilla but is it like a whole corn tortilla? Is it taco sized? Burrito sized? One bite?!
What is a piece of chicken? Like, what size are we talking?
And 1 broccoli? Is it the stump and the floret or just the stump?
And it says corn tortilla but is it like a whole corn tortilla? Is it taco sized? Burrito sized? One bite?!
January 16, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Asking ChatGPT to give me 1,000 meals for $3 or less
What is a piece of chicken? Like, what size are we talking?
And 1 broccoli? Is it the stump and the floret or just the stump?
And it says corn tortilla but is it like a whole corn tortilla? Is it taco sized? Burrito sized? One bite?!
What is a piece of chicken? Like, what size are we talking?
And 1 broccoli? Is it the stump and the floret or just the stump?
And it says corn tortilla but is it like a whole corn tortilla? Is it taco sized? Burrito sized? One bite?!
“We ran over 1000 simulations” equal I asked ChatGPT would you give me this same answer 999 more times and it said yes so we’re good guys!
January 16, 2026 at 3:00 PM
“We ran over 1000 simulations” equal I asked ChatGPT would you give me this same answer 999 more times and it said yes so we’re good guys!
Abolish ICE and DHS, reallocate the funding to building housing as a government service that’s basically at cost for folks. Meanwhile anyone who wants to come to the US should be able to do so and easily become citizens. There’s so much open space. We’re not in danger of being full.
January 16, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Abolish ICE and DHS, reallocate the funding to building housing as a government service that’s basically at cost for folks. Meanwhile anyone who wants to come to the US should be able to do so and easily become citizens. There’s so much open space. We’re not in danger of being full.
I literally can not say what I want to do in response to this without being arrested
January 16, 2026 at 2:28 PM
I literally can not say what I want to do in response to this without being arrested
It’s a shame they posted that on X because I can’t demand to know what the fuck they mean. Is it that her tits aren’t big enough? Pointy enough? What is going on?
January 16, 2026 at 2:25 PM
It’s a shame they posted that on X because I can’t demand to know what the fuck they mean. Is it that her tits aren’t big enough? Pointy enough? What is going on?
But not in a bad way. Sometimes a powerful person just wants you to succeed, in Caleb’s case. And it’s not that unusual of a trope.
January 16, 2026 at 2:22 PM
But not in a bad way. Sometimes a powerful person just wants you to succeed, in Caleb’s case. And it’s not that unusual of a trope.