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em ☀️ ever after
@emilynotaxford.bsky.social
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I am not here to prove my heart to people who don't want to know it.
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my job is just "lasso"

#dimension20 #cosplay #cloudwardho
July 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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this is how you become an adventurer, right?

#dimension20 #cosplay #cloudwardho
July 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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finally did it!!!
July 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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me literally always
July 3, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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I'm late but I will take any excuse to share my tiny old man with the world. Happy belated!
June 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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can I hire @tyang209.bsky.social to be my slightly scary stopwatch
screenshots from Game Changer Sam says to Ele "I'm going to give you 10 seconds. But rather than a timer, my friend Tao Yang is standing about 10 seconds away, and is going to run at you, screaming." There's a shot of Tao standing at the end of a long dark hallway.
June 18, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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my favourite show:
@gamechangershow.bsky.social
screenshots from Game Changer An unknown cast member walks out in a lobster costume (with inexplicable button-nipples). Zac asks "Why does the lobster have nipples, Sam?" Demi replies "To be milked." Sam says "Ele, this lobster is gonna scream..." He can't continue the sentence because he seems to have realized how silly this is, and can't stop laughing. Everyone else laughs too. Sam's doubled over laughing, but once he can stand up, he says "What the fuck is this show?"
June 18, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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BE MYSELF, DOUBLE DOWN!
@vipeopleshow.bsky.social
@vicmmic.bsky.social
The top two photos are of me dressed as Host Vic from Very Important People. I've got the blazer and brooch and a similar blouse, and have done my makeup without a mirror (it looks terrible but I seem happy about it.) In one photo the blazer is off and I'm sitting bisexually (read: incorrectly) in a chair. The bottom two photos are screenshots from VIP; the original scene I'm recreating. We both look great.
May 29, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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taiko drummers are bardbarians
March 13, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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made a friend this morning 💕
a tiny round red squirrel hanging out on the porch railing the tiny round red squirrel looking curiously at me
February 26, 2025 at 4:20 PM
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Well, boss. I guess this is the part where I should tell you to go to hell. Except you're already here.

#SeveranceCosplay
me in cosplay as Helly from Severance first photo is me as Helly in a green top and blue pencil skirt, standing atop a snowy rock cliff in the woods. I'm tilting my head and pointing with my left arm. in the foreground is also me as Helly but, in a black coat and black furry hat, looking up at the pointing Helly. second photo is me as black furry hat Helly and me as blue pencil skirt Helly having a face off in the snowy woods.
February 22, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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can I come over and stare at you like this?
my cute little white dog peeking at me from the floor with one ear up
February 19, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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not to brag but this guy agreed to be my valentine 💕
my little white dog Charlie wearing a pink bowtie with red and pink hearts on it. he's very cute.
February 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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Charlie had a nap and smooshed his fur and woke up with a glorious Lorax mustache
my little white dog with his fur out like a beautiful mustache juxtaposed with a picture of the Lorax looking eerily similar
February 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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everybody remembers Tina the butterfly familiar, right?
me dressed as Luna/Tina, Pete Conlan's butterfly familiar, at Madison Square Garden for Dimension 20 I'm in a mint green gown and an iridescent light-up cape/wings
January 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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happy new year 💕
screenshots from Dimension 20 Mentopolis Brennan, Siobhan, Freddie, Hank, Alex, Danielle, and Trapp are all shown laughing and singing The captions say (all beautifully mumbling their way through Auld Lang Syne) They all come together to sing the part they know: "...to mind!"
January 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Chuck the Police
screenshots from Dimension 20 Time Quangle: The Wrong Kids Brennan says "And you see that one of the Elmville PD steps out and says 'Sorry, sorry, this street's shut down.'" Zac (as Ricky) says "I pick him up and I just kind of throw him." Ally and Murph laugh and the audience cheers as Zac mimes throwing the police officer like a football and watching him fly.
December 28, 2024 at 5:28 PM
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I hope your holidays are as peaceful as my puppy falling asleep in my arms 💕
my tiny white dog Charlie falling asleep on my lap, his head resting on my arm as I hug him to hold him up
December 26, 2024 at 3:12 PM
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December 25, 2024 at 5:09 PM
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wild thing for Murph to have said to Beardsley
screenshot from Dimension 20 Unsleeping City Murph says to Ally "You are a bad roller."
December 23, 2024 at 7:32 PM
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so true
screenshot from Smosh Pit: Reddit Stories Spencer says "And what is hate, if not lack of sugar?" Amanda smiles adoringly at him.
December 23, 2024 at 12:15 AM
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drip drip 💧
#dimension20cosplay
#jenniferdrips
me dressed as Jennifer Drips from Dimension 20's Never Stop Blowing Up I'm wearing a long pink wig and a black strappy bodysuit
December 22, 2024 at 11:23 PM
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Fabian Seacaster with a speech bubble
December 20, 2024 at 7:02 PM
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runner up:
screenshot from Game Changer Grant holds a yellow rose the caption says (emotionally manipulative sentimental music)
December 20, 2024 at 4:13 AM
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screenshot from Dimension 20 Unsleeping City season 2 the caption says (suspenseful "oh no Pete" music)
December 20, 2024 at 4:12 AM