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Em
@emilymartens.bsky.social
If you want to be happy, be.✨
37 hairstylist Midwest
🧠 health matters
Life is short, shine your light🤩

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Life is good. Grateful to have met this man at some metal show 20 years ago.💗✨ #elderemos #couplegoals #nokids #childfree
May 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Spring in the Midwest. Savoring the sun.🤩
April 7, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Mood.
Devil Playing God
Empty Graves · Virulent · Song · 2023
open.spotify.com
February 28, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Felt like trash so I did some glam. For me. 🥰 #softglam #makeup #millennial
February 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It’s been a minute. Life has been good to me lately despite the dumpster fire we’re in. #whatishappening #delusional #selfie #hairandmakeupartist
February 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Trying to get to the store and back before your edible kicks in is a real Olympic sport. Especially if that store is Target.👀
January 11, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Celebrated turning 37 yesterday. I’m alive, age ain’t shit.✨
January 10, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I had a dream last night I sat at a bar drinking a beer talking to David Beckham telling him how him and his wife were my favorite celebrities as a child. wtf randomness is that? I never dream either.🤷🏼‍♀️
January 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Opened the toilet lid this morning only to see a spider trying to climb out of the water. 👀 Damn, looks like I’m never using a toilet again.
January 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Last night after eating all day we snoozed on the couch, colored, watched Christmas movies, and the best part is no kids to look after. Truly happy with our childfree by choice life we are living. #childfree #childfreebychoice
December 26, 2024 at 7:03 PM
Name a superior cookie. There isn’t one. 😋
#peanutbutterblossom #christmas #christmascookie #baking #holidaybaking
December 25, 2024 at 2:00 AM
My mom better be proud. 🎄#lego #legos
December 23, 2024 at 1:04 AM
Got my hand tattooed today and then drove back home, got ready and went to my husbands work holiday party. This bitch is sleeping in tomorrow.🫠 #handtattoo #midwest #holidayparty
December 21, 2024 at 7:41 AM
Made it. Out of the salon until the 6th. Fuck yea. 💃🏼✨ #hairstylist #salonlife #holidayrush
December 20, 2024 at 3:40 AM
This girl is cooked. Holy smokes, one final day in the salon tomorrow and then no touching anyone for 2 weeks. 💃🏼✨
#hairstylist #busyseason #holidayrush #holidayhair
December 19, 2024 at 4:41 AM
The ultimate nostalgia holiday movie for me.🥰

#90movies #nostalgia #christmasmovie
December 15, 2024 at 3:37 PM
My girl Lumen is such a beauty.🥰 Sweetheart turned 10 this year.✨
December 13, 2024 at 4:32 AM
Certain songs helped me thru my grief journey of losing my dad in 2022 and I don’t know why but this song is one of them. It’s nice to be reminded that we are all “out there” somewhere.✨

open.spotify.com/track/0FZttS...
Out There
Wheelwright · EP #1 · Song · 2023
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December 11, 2024 at 12:23 AM
Grief and the holidays woof.
December 9, 2024 at 5:25 PM
December 7, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Mom knew what was up in 1994. I’m the cutest because I’m the baby and I have the best hair obviously. 💁🏼‍♀️
December 5, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Working in a salon you overhear A LOT of conversations. Damn I’m so grateful to be married to a good human. and also to not have kids. 😅😅😅
December 5, 2024 at 2:41 AM
My spotify wrapped this year is all small artists that few people listen to, but I clearly do. I guess I love supporting small artists.🫶🏼

Maybe I was a failed musician in a past life which is why I feel so passionate about supporting artists grinding it out on their own vs big radio artists?
December 4, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Holiday grief hangover is real, I’m crying this morning because they forgot the bacon on my bagel and that’s all I wanted.
#deaddadclub
November 29, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Goodfellas in bed with my heated blanket. I managed to only cry once today. I’ll take that as a win considering it was because hubby accidentally drove by the hospital where dad died on the way to Thanksgiving. Grief is a wildly unexpected ride. 🤦🏼‍♀️😣😔
November 29, 2024 at 5:54 AM