I think it would be an honor to have so much money I'm able to bear a high tax rate and contribute so much to my society. If I had 100 million dollars, I'd WANT to give 50 million away. Nobody needs that much money.

I want a floor grabber just to pick up socks from the floor.

The 2yo: "Here, let me cough directly into your water bottle before taking a drink" #MomLife #ForeverSick #TwoYearOldsAreGross

I have an unhealthy relationship with capers.

All I want to do is travel the world, eat new foods, and buy fancy stationery.

My toxic trait is being able to empathize with pretty much anyone and any situation. It makes it difficult to identify my true feelings.

I regularly get upset that America doesn't use the metric system. Because buying 3,000 mL of milk makes WAY more sense than buying 128 oz of milk.

Eliza's attitude is the size of Uranus. #ThisIsTwo

I'm, like, genuinely sad Facebook has changed so much. I've had a FB account for literally half my life. For better or worse, it's been a big part of my life. I have so many memories recorded on it. And I absolutely hate that I cannot ethically use it anymore.

Watching #XOKitty on Netflix! So many drama llamas.

Frogs🌿✨

I miss Tom from MySpace.