Emily Taphouse
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Emily Taphouse
@emilyistired.bsky.social
If we don’t laugh, we cry. 🤷🏻‍♀️
Show me some of your favorite things in your home. I need a little break in the clouds. Tell me what makes you happy, even if you don’t know why. 💕☕️🍇🪨
February 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
My little Miso died unexpectedly the other night. I found her right after it must have happened. Amazing how much a little rat can capture your heart, and then break it. 🥺 our zoo of furry pals will really miss her, too. 💔
December 20, 2024 at 5:24 PM
I was diagnosed with ankylosing spondylitis. I know what it’s like to live with constant pain. Pain that is invisible to others, but consuming to the person living with it. From the looks of his x-ray, I can’t imagine how Luigi Mangione must feel sitting in that cell. 😮‍💨🩻
December 13, 2024 at 4:49 PM
November 28, 2024 at 3:24 PM
No bunnies (though I wish), but I can provide ratties. And guinea pigs. And dogs and cats. 😬
November 28, 2024 at 6:13 AM
Reminds me of my best buddy, Sway. He was the love of my life for 16 years. 🖤 he had lung cancer and hung in there for a long time. Sending you so much love.
November 28, 2024 at 6:05 AM
Fern wants you to have a tolerable holiday and remind you to f*ck the patriarchy. Bless.
November 28, 2024 at 5:53 AM
The one with this sign
November 28, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Well…..
November 28, 2024 at 4:44 AM
November 28, 2024 at 4:40 AM
Fern sends you snorts and… more snorts.
November 28, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Snug as a bug in a rug.
November 27, 2024 at 11:21 PM
November 26, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Just checked out the super sexy (🤢) lineup for “AmericaFest 2024” hosted by the SDE saturated and definitely not 😉 Neo-Nazi laden Turning Point USA. Every time I read the the name Jack Posobiec I read it Jack Proboscis. Which I’m gonna go ahead and keep doing.
November 26, 2024 at 3:07 PM
November 24, 2024 at 4:29 AM
November 24, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Fellow scent obsessed Blueskyers - what are you currently loving? What’s in the ol’ rotation? What’s your alllll time favorite? Spill it. I need people to obsess with. I do not exist without something magical sprayed on at all times. Here’s my current rotation:
November 23, 2024 at 9:35 PM
This is Wilford. AKA Poofpoof, Misser Mans, Wilfenstein 3D. He has generously offered his giant glassy eyes to anyone hoping to hypnotize those on the wrong side of history. And his poopoos to gas them unconscious. #catsofbluesky
November 22, 2024 at 7:35 PM
He was a riot. He grabbed my best pal’s hand right after this. He’ll make SERIOUS eye contact with people and no one knows what to do. 🤣
November 22, 2024 at 6:20 PM
From when I was super young until now. 🥰 I passed my copy on to my girls.
November 19, 2024 at 1:08 AM
Robert ‘Fear the Fluoride’ Kennedy Jr. enjoys a “Make America Healthy Again” lunch with his confiscated barrel of meds. He’s overseeing his Adderall addicted organic farm camp laborers that seem to have wandered off due to their lack of meds. I’m back there somewhere. Probably looking for rocks.
November 18, 2024 at 8:29 PM
Today I reached a new level of nervous system distress. My spine was tingling. I had to google what the hell was happening. I have been through levels of trauma that NO ONE should have to go through. But yet, the state of our country today and our future has put me in an even worse state.
November 18, 2024 at 12:03 AM